Feb 19, 20073

Quickies: Clone Wars

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Charlize Theron offers to make out with some guy on CNN. (Socialite Life)

Britney Spears’ awesome new wig. (Hollywood Tuna)

Kristanna Loken swears that even pretend lesbians can be catty. (Seriously? OMG)

Joss Stone is a slutty slut. (Drunken Stepfather)

Eva Mendes does a good job pouting and leaving her shirt unbuttoned in “Ghost Rider.” (Pajiba)

Jessica Biel needs dance lesson. (CelebFart)

Celebrity clones to lighten your work week. (CityRag)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I think I saw Britney dumpster diving in my trash can for that wig. Hey Britney, I used that to mop up the pee on my kitchen floor from some crazy drunk dude at a party last weekend! Enjoy!

    Feb 19th, 2007

  2. leash

    if you have sex with your clone, is it considered masturbation?

    Feb 20th, 2007

  3. irene

    I SAW PLENTY OF GOOD LOOKING WIGS IN A MAGAZINE ONCE,WHY DID SHE PICK THE ONE SHE FOUND IN PATHMARK?

    Aug 27th, 2007

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