Tom Brady Has a Love Child
Model turned actress Bridget Moynahan revealed that she was pregnant with ex-boyfriend Tom Brady’s bastard child over the weekend. TMZ reports:
Bridget Moynahan’s rep confirms that she is over three months pregnant and that “former boyfriend” Tom Brady is the dad. Only problem is, [Tom] is with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen now. Brady and Bundchen have been spotted in New York and elsewhere cavorting with one another.
Good luck with all that, Bridget. I once tried telling Tom Brady I was pregnant with his child, and he just sent two enormous black guys with tire irons to beat the living fuck out of me and leave me for dead. Or that might have been those dudes I stole all the crack from. I can’t remember. All I know for sure is that multiple poundings and ready rock aren’t that great for a gestating fetus. Just so you know.
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Showgrrrl
Yeah, good luck with that for sure. She’s just riding on ANS’ coat tails for all this is worth. Bleh.
Bring on the paternity suits and the coke-whorin’!
I can say that Tommy boy probably won’t take this lying down.
Feb 19th, 2007
abby
She needs to stock up on methadone and homicidal lawyers if she’s gonna do this whole pregnancy thing right.
Feb 19th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“Model turned actress Bridget Moynahan”
Model, really? You know, girls that work car shows and boxing matches are not “really” models. People are just being nice.
Feb 19th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I hope it’s a boy and it grows up to play for the Ravens…………
Feb 19th, 2007
abby
I hope it’s the devil. I’m SO ready for The Apocalypse.
Feb 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
damn it, i hate when this happens, but abby, please tell me who these people are!
you guys, don’t get old. it really messes with your head.
happy president’s day, or whatever we’re calling it these days!!
Feb 19th, 2007
JC
She probably bagged some of his seed and plan it from when they started to break up. Bet she was a spitter Tom.
I had the same problem with this chick named mary.
Mar 14th, 2007
emma
I LOVE TOM BRADY…1st point) was it ever proved that tom brady dumped bridget? (p.s.I LOVE TOM BRADY) i hate how people make a big deal of him dating gisle when shes a model, Bridget was a model too. ( p.s. I LOVE TOM BRADY) Aww imagine a little Brady Bunch anyway….soo cute
Apr 18th, 2007
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