Howard Stern Makes an Ass of Anna Nicole
A revealing home video of an incoherent and garishly painted Anna Nicole Smith made its way onto the internet yesterday. It’s too humiliating to be funny, but worth watching just to hear her attorney Howard K. Stern — who’s doing the filming, of course — talk about how much money the clip will make him. TMZ reports:
The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-months pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind. As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it’s real, Stern repeatedly says, “Is this a mushroom trip?” He then adds, “I’m kidding.” Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern’s comment: “This footage is worth money.”
That’s why evil henchman always get caught. They’re constantly rubbing their hands together with delight or twirling their moustaches and shifting their eyes and laughing about how much money they’re going to make. And they always explain every detail of their evil plans, including how they’re going to kill the hero, once said hero is safely “confined” in the underground lair. And that always gives the hero enough time to loosen the ropes or drop his open Zippo on the floor and set the Nazis ablaze amidst triumphant music and a couple of well-timed somersaults. I guess it’s just hard to play the hero if your face is painted like a clown and you aren’t wearing a cool fedora. Otherwise, that would have totally been the perfect opportunity to set Howard K. Stern on fire.
Watch the video after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Emily
omg
that’s horrible
i actually feel sorry for her
Feb 20th, 2007
TT
Yep….ALL LAWYER’S are sick, self centered, mother cheating, demonic souled, baby killin’, spawns of the DEVIL! TRUST ME…all lawyers are the same - EVIL to the CORE!
T.T.Quick
Feb 20th, 2007
bartap
That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen. She looks like a retarded 5 year old. Clearly, for all the crap about her being this manipulating money-grubbing mastermind, someone else was pulling the strings.
And oh yeah, all lawyers are not evil. Mr. Stern, on the other hand….
Feb 20th, 2007
JMac
is that John Wayne Gacy’s daughter??
Feb 20th, 2007
Dragulf
I know someone who works for Satan! He is a lawyer. I’ll give you 3 guesses!
Feb 20th, 2007
sonya
For once (and only once) I feel sorry for her watching that.
Feb 20th, 2007
LadyJane
That baby must’ve been pretty fucked up when she was born.
Feb 20th, 2007
bionic bunny
LJ, i have to agree. you just can do that many drugs and have the baby come out normal. maybe there is some karma in the world, and howie k. gets what he deserves.
the video interview with him on tv the other night, he was completely stoned for some of it.
and where’s the kid????
i’ve got this scary feeling that shitney and ANS found the “pre-school of the stars” and those poor messed up kids are sitting in their own filth everyday.
the whole thing is very disturbing.
Feb 20th, 2007
Rita
I have another way of viewing the situation. Without going into it I will just say I speak from personal experience. I think Howard Stern may have video taped her in that condition so he could show it to her later! With the intent of waking her up to what she was doing to herself. How many times I wished i could “wake up” my loved one!! It is a terrible thing to watch someone with addictions and not knowing how to affect a change in them. I tried for many years to get my Ex-husband to quit drinking and drugs. Treatment centers may help for a while but many are never going to get better. I would prefer to give Howard Stern’s actions the positive approach. It really is a situation that can be viewed from a positive viewpoint or the negative. I prefer to think that He acted out of his love for her. Though only He knows for sure how he himself feels.
Mar 27th, 2007
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