Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Hook Up

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Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz may be on the road to reunion. People magazine reports:

Exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz reunited Friday night at the Whiskey Bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood. Timberlake had joined director Martin Scorsese inside the hotel’s exclusive bar. Then, at about 1 a.m., Diaz arrived. “Cameron never joined their table,” says the observer. “She just showed up and Justin got up and started talking to her. They were being very discreet. They weren’t kissing or holding hands or anything, but they were being very friendly,” the observer adds. The pair, who broke up last month after nearly four years together, then walked out the front door together a half-hour later.

There’s only one thing you’re doing with your ex at three in the morning in a bar, and that’s the drunken booty call. It’s just a fact. And the drunken booty call is inevitably followed by the scrubbing of your genitals with Pine Sol, rereading that “Whore of Babylon” passage in Revelation, and then sobbing in the fetal position in a bathtub full of scalding hot water. At least, that’s what I’d do if I just got done having sex with Cameron Diaz. I figure that’s just about the standard response.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. That mouth of hers must be worth it’s suction in gold cause i dont see the appeal.

  2. aneurysm

    i think she looks nice in this pic. if he’s even remotely reasonable, the antics of hollyweird would have me running back to something stable as well.

  3. abby

    Well, ScarJo is fat, no matter which way you slice it. At least Cammy isn’t a lardass.

  4. homeless man

    But you can form mold flesh into many penis friendly landscapes. Scarlet is the kind of fat people like to get behind. What is it called? Healthy I think the word is. Not so thin or fat that you scream noticable drug problem.

  5. Ouch. You forgot to mention the lufa and sandpaper, but yeah, everything else would have to help de-Diaz one’s self.

  6. LET THEM LIVE GODDAMIT!

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