Britney Spears Enjoys Shaving
Britney Spears shaved more than just her head in public last Friday. According to Extra,
Kevin Federline was at the pop star’s Malibu mansion on Friday when she arrived home from rehab. “They had a huge argument,” revealed OK [magazine]. “Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she’s been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved.”
Britney fled to L.A.’s chic Mondrian Hotel in an electric blue wig Friday night after daring to go bald. Brit was seen shaving her legs at the pool and crying after she was refused a room. “She didn’t have any credit cards, she didn’t have any cash… I don’t even believe she had any I.D.”
Wow. Shaving her legs in public and crying. It just doesn’t get more dignified than that. Well, maybe it could, I suppose, if she was also using the pool as her own personal toilet. And if she was screaming gibberish at guests from inside a fort built out of lounge chairs and used towels garnered from the pool deck. But even then it’d be only slightly more dignified, like a monkey in a top hat versus a monkey in a top hat and a cane. Tough call. I’m sure you’d agree that “public body hair removal” and “class” are pretty much interchangeable.
More of a “delicious” Britney in rehab after the jump. (No, really, it says that on her shirt.)
16 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Britney, please. Just go. away. Go home to mom, get your shit together.
Feb 21st, 2007
abby
She sure is going to be disappointed when she realizes the Klan rally was last weekend.
Feb 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
They giving refunds to all guests who used that pool (now cesspool)…. right?
Feb 21st, 2007
It's Getting Boring
No, offense but all the posts are starting to sound the same.
Feb 21st, 2007
Italian Stallion
No offense, but It’s Getting Boring is a homosexual retarded pickle kisser………..
Feb 21st, 2007
gail
Yes, it IS getting boring, and I hope the silly ignorant little cracker doesn’t kill herself to make it “unboring.”
I doubt she’s ever learned any coping skills; you can bet she doesn’t read anything . . . ever . . . except reviews, and now those would have to be two or more years old.
She doesn’t come from a particularly knowledgeable family. She really isn’t smart at all; in fact, if she were in school, she’d be making D ‘s. Maybe.
And yes, one would think that her two children would give her pause before she does another moronic thing, but having children no more makes you a mother than having a piano makes you a pianst.
Feb 21st, 2007
Jules
Brit is out of rehab already….just so you know.
Feb 21st, 2007
Tine
Pickle kisser – lol! I wish I was kissing one right now.
Feb 21st, 2007
Showgrrrl
I love pickled things.
Feb 21st, 2007
Dragulf
It doesn’t matter if you shave your head. It’s the ROOT of your hair follicle that tells your Lifes history. Moron.
Feb 21st, 2007
Me myself and I
Ummm…who the hell would shave their head…now she is baled…
Feb 21st, 2007
abby
So you’re saying I’m not a pianst? Bummer.
Feb 21st, 2007
Dragulf
Thanks Thread Rater. Umm, tell us again why your opinion matters? Tell ya what, Thread Rater. How about you Fuck Off and Die!
Feb 22nd, 2007
Pengu333
meanies!!!!
isnt this about Britney??
Feb 22nd, 2007
Sarah
I think that everyone should back off Britney. A lot of moms go a little crazy, and there aren’t usually cameras documenting everything. She just has unwanted limelight.
Feb 25th, 2007
zackery1234576
wtf brit y u do that u need 2 do something
Mar 3rd, 2007
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