Marcia Cross Gives Birth to Twins
In completely non-Britney Spears or Anna Nicole Smith related news, actress Marcia Cross gave birth to twin daughters yesterday. People magazine reports:
The girls, Eden and Savannah, who were born at a Los Angeles hospital, are the first children for the Desperate Housewives actress, 44, and her stockbroker husband Tom Mahoney, 49, who married in June 2006. “Mother and babies are all doing well,” says Cross’s rep.
You’ll notice her rep didn’t mention the twins being human babies. That’s because they aren’t. I was on a bus to Toledo this one time and got abducted by aliens, the largest and most disturbing of whom happened to be Marcia Cross. I know it was her. There’s no mistaking all that forehead and insectan eyes and vein-riddled skin. She’s not really a red-head, you know. She’s bald as Britney fucking Spears, and I set out to prove it once and for all last year. I hid on the set of “Desperate Housewives” until she was alone and then ambushed her while she was in the bathroom — I kicked in the stall door and screamed “Your secret is out, sister!” while lifting her off the toilet in one swift motion. My plan was foiled, though, when that Felicity Huffman lumbered in and beat the living hell out of me with one of her boat-sized shoes. I still don’t have any feeling in the left side of my face. I’m pretty sure Felicity’s not an alien, though. She just happens to have a spare penis and a set of balls, which is really more “genetic anomaly” than “extraterrestrial.”
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Italian Stallion
Those are gonna be some ugly looking twins………………
Feb 21st, 2007
abby
They’re “fraternal” twins, which I’m pretty sure is just another word for “ugly.”
Feb 22nd, 2007
RichPort
One day someone’s gonna tell her a really hilarious joke and she’s gonna crack her face.
Feb 22nd, 2007
Tine
Ronald McDonald.
Feb 22nd, 2007
bionic bunny
i actually had to meet ronald mcdonald at a R.McD. house charity event we did.
much scarier than one would think.
anybody ever see the movie “killer klowns from outer space”??
amost as scary as real clowns.
man, i need a big mac, BAD!
Feb 22nd, 2007
Rachel
Gahd, you guys are rude! Marcia cross is very pretty and I am sure her children will be too. So just back off you jealous freaks!
luv ya biotches
Mar 23rd, 2007
sco
screw you. marcia cross is happy and she has found the man of her dreams. she is finally venturing into motherhood.
Mar 31st, 2007
alicia
omg ur soo mean marcia cross is well pretty and theres no need to go making comments like that!
there babies for god sake and abby u stupid bitch fraternal twins means there not identical! “IDIOT”
there lovely twins and mother and father
x
alicia
x
Jun 14th, 2008
Dan Frans
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Oct 5th, 2009
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