More Anna Nicole Stuff
Larry Birkhead, Howard K. Stern, and Anna Nicole Smith’s mother convened in a Broward County courtroom yesterday morning to determine Anna Nicole’s place of burial. TMZ reports of the trial:
Howard K. Stern told the court that he didn’t want to get formally married to Anna Nicole Smith because he didn’t want to be perceived as a gold-digger, even though it was Smith’s wish to marry. Voice cracking and on the verge of tears, Howard K. Stern said he didn’t imagine that Anna Nicole Smith was going to die.
Broward County Medical Examiner Joshua Perper telephoned the court to tell the judge that [her] body is deteriorating faster than normal [and] needs to be examined this week, rather than within the two weeks that had been stipulated before. Sitting on the stand, Howard K. Stern started to sob loudly when he heard the news.
Judge Larry Seidlin just offered Howard K. Stern a choice of two private jets to take him back to the Bahamas for the night. Originally, the judge had said that Stern would only have to stay for one day in court, but then told him, “I like having you here,” and asked him to stay until Wednesday.
The part that befuddles me most is Stern saying that he “didn’t think Anna Nicole was going to die.” Despite having found her face down in the fucking pool after trying to kill herself. Despite her constant insistence that she would “die young, like Marilyn Monroe.” Despite her strict diet of liquid methadone and her saying “I want to die” forty-seven times in the months after her son’s death and her having picked out a dress in which to be buried. Poor Howard just didn’t see it coming. From the sounds of it, she could have opened up both of her wrists and put a shotgun in her mouth and been in the process of writing her suicide note and Howard Stern would just have opened the door and said “Your Moo Goo Gai Pan is getting cold, dear.”
The trial resumes today at 9:30 EST.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
This just proves this slut had been dead for years and drug were keeping her corpse mobile.
And another thing this so called “judge” is a huuuuuge tool, he makes judge Ito look like a superstar jurist.
Feb 21st, 2007
abby
Yeah. What kind of asswipe says “I like having you here”? It’s not like Stern was staying for brunch.
Feb 21st, 2007
Italian Stallion
I’m so sick of hearing about Anna Nicole Smith, I hope she gets hit by a bus or something………
Feb 21st, 2007
bionic bunny
i dunno, stallion, scraping decaying human flesh off a bus could be really difficult…
Feb 21st, 2007
Me myself and I
Thats a little harsh…she is dead
Feb 21st, 2007
Tann M
Please do you have an ounce of respect!Just let her have a peacefull (NOT)and proper funeral. Thats all she really wanted was some PEACE! And..Why did the judge take 3 more days than he needed to deside what any person in the United States of America knew ,SHE WANTED TO BE WITH HER SON!! P.S. HE WHO LIVES IN A GLASS HOUSE SHOULD’NT THROW STONES P.S.S.
We are all sinners. God Bless!
Feb 23rd, 2007
leann
ok now, stop being a hater all you guys know you would love to have been in howards shoes for a night or two.and the ladies who have bad things to say also stop being a hater .you all wish you looked like her,come on not a damn one of yall has ever posed for playboy(nasty pictures on the internet does not count)SO DONT HATE ON ANNA NICOLE!!!!!!
Feb 25th, 2007
anna fan
THE chicks who hate on anna nicole MUST BE FAT,UGLY,JEALOUS OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.AND THE GUYS MUST HAVE UGLY,FAT, NASTY,SCREWS ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND YOUR BACK BIMBOS AND THEY NEED SOME ONE TO TAKE IT OUT ON .DONT HATE GUYS ANNA MAY HAVE BEEN AROUND BUT AT LEAST SHE MADE IT TO THE TOP . SHE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING RIGHT .BUT ONE THINGS FOR SURE YOU WOULD OF NEVER HAD TO WORRY ABOUT HER TRYING WITH YOU.
Feb 26th, 2007
sara
This fuck head dude “BARBADOSLIM” needs to go back to school and learn how to spell before posting on the enternet. Then he needs to be given phyciatric help due to his sick inturpetation of this troubled star known as Anna Nicole Smith.
p.s. to him: keep your troubled thoughts to yourself.
Mar 23rd, 2007
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