Natalie Portman Does Yoga, Anal
Actress Natalie Portman was photographed leaving a yoga class in London yesterday. With all the sordid baldness and death here lately, I thought a couple of shots of the impeccably cute Natalie in a pair of galoshes would be just the ray of sunshine we needed today. And then it occurred to me — what do you wanna bet that Natalie can put her legs behind her head? She’s carrying her own mat, for Christ’s sake. And that’s just filthy. I never knew Natalie Portman was such a slut. But you just don’t go around wrapping your ankles around your ears if you aren’t planning on getting pounded like a piñata at a Mexican birthday. She probably even lets guys put it in her bottom. Those galoshes don’t fool me for a second. Lecherous Sodomite.
One more picture of Natalie the Slut after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
A
If you unscramble her first name you get “ANAL TIE”.
That pretty much speaks for itself, doesn’t it?
Feb 23rd, 2007
ukexpat
No, no, no, those are not galoshes, they are short wellies (Wellington boots).
Feb 23rd, 2007
MadMan
I know practically everyone adores this girl, but there is something about her that rubs me the wrong way. Don’t like her and haven’t seen any of her films, nor do I intend to.
Feb 23rd, 2007
nrrvus
She doesn’t look like she like’s it in the onion or anywhere else for that matter, looks a bit like a dead fuck.Maybe she would rise to the occasion for you Abby.
Feb 23rd, 2007
MadMan
Bland, vanilla, lackluster, stupefyingly boring…
Feb 23rd, 2007
carpemundus
anal huh? thats somewhat of a…stretch
http://www.carpemundus.com - heh
Feb 23rd, 2007
abby
She’s not that vanilla. That Saturday Night Live rap video she did was fucking hysterical.
Feb 23rd, 2007
LadyJane
I do yoga. Therefore I must like it up my bum. Which I do not.
Feb 23rd, 2007
carpemundus
i love that not liking anal makes a woman “vanilla” nowadays. man, am i glad i got divorced…
see you at the bar
Feb 23rd, 2007
abby
I thought “not liking black people” made a woman “vanilla.”
Feb 23rd, 2007
Juno
God, she’s cute. I love her scarf.
Feb 26th, 2007
LADY JANE
LADY JANE = ANAL = FUN
Feb 25th, 2009
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