Cameron and Drew Like the Reefer

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In case you couldn’t tell what’s going on in the above photograph, that’s actress Cameron Diaz toking on a joint just moments before she passes it to BFF Drew Barrymore. And it’s also the most convincing anti-drug campaign poster I’ve ever seen. D.A.R.E. should consider changing their catch-phrase to “This is your FACE on drugs. Any questions?” or “When even a giant hat can’t hide your ugly, you know you have a problem.” It goes without saying that I am 100% against “being ugly.” And, being the public servant that I am, I often spend my days off combating ugliness with a bullhorn and a bottle of scotch in front of the Piggly Wiggly downtown. I consider it my civic duty. That’s why I put these pictures up — to warn you about the dangers of being a hideous crone. And also to remind you that drugs are awesome and should only be done by only cool attractive people like myself. Please don’t thank me — I’m just doing my part.

More reefer madness after the jump.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. beerdotcom182

    I miss Drew’s boobs. Whatever happened to them? They were so floppy and large at the globes last year and now…..nothing.

  2. abby

    Well, she still has her stomach fat. You could try to nestle your face in that.

  3. PleaseTrimYourNoseHairs!

    Oh, stop the pettiness! Everyone knows that when you’re laying out in the sun your face looks crappy until you shower!!
    What’s REALLY ugly is the tattoos!

  4. Ewww.

    Oohh geez, look how anorexically thin that girl is D:
    And she’s all stoned!
    Ick, how come she didn’t get busted?
    Probably because she’s a fucking celebrity :/

  5. Al Habib

    I like it!!

    I like it a lot!! :D :D

  6. DolphinRapist

    i support weed promoting

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