Kevin Federline continues to cement his position as “the stable one” in the Spears family, even going as far as to visit Britney in rehab with their children. According to People magazine,

Kevin Federline brought Sean Preston Jayden to the Malibu rehab center Saturday evening. This was the second time Federline has visited his estranged wife — [he also visited on] Friday without the children.

The visits seem to have rekindled the flame between Baldy McPsycho and The Cheese Dick. News of the World reports:

Kevin Federline [is] having second thoughts about divorce. In a 60-minute heart-to-heart, [he and Britney] wept and hugged as he promised: “I’ll stand by you if you clean up your act. I just want you to get well.” A pal of Federline’s said: “It’s taken Britney’s breakdown to make Kevin realise that he still loves her. He’s finally treating her with a bit of care for once. He admitted he’s been having second thoughts about the split and thinks there may be hope of a reunion after she gets better.”

Well, everybody knows the best way to salvage a failing marriage is to have kids. If you’re really on the rocks, have a couple more. Possibly adopt a puppy, or move your aging parent into your home. And if that still doesn’t work, then one of you needs to go stark raving mad and try to kill themselves by meandering through traffic after having polished off a bottle of Xanax. I can’t tell you how many times that’s worked for me. I’d probably have been divorced seven or eight times instead of just three if it weren’t for shaving myself bald and deep-throating a shotgun. Marriage counseling is just for pussies who can’t commit.