Brandon Davis Ruins Paris’ Birthday
Douchebag extraordinaire Brandon Davis stayed true to form by making a complete ass of himself at Paris Hilton’s birthday bash last week. TMZ reports:
Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis did himself proud once again at Paris Hilton’s party Saturday night by throwing flowers at Paula Abdul, who was supposed to sing “Happy Birthday” to Paris. Then, [he threw] the flower-holders. And finally, after asking Paula to “lick my [bleep],” he mocked her by talking in a fake-Arabic accent. Then, Brandon [grabbed] Courtney Love and [told] her, “I want to squirt on you,” never minding that Courtney’s young daughter was right there.
This guy makes Casanova seem like a bumbling idiot. Really, I can barely keep my legs together while reading this, it’s so hot. “I want to squirt on you?” You just don’t get any more debonair than that. That’s almost as romantic as the time that guy rooting in the garbage behind the Circle K told me he’d like to punch me in the kitty and spooge on my turd-cutter. I said almost as romantic. Geez. Not everyone can be a fucking Romeo, you know.
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sonya
This is one oil slick I’d like to see in the middle of the ocean.
Feb 27th, 2007
Tine
Fat Elvis sucks! Although, it is funny that he fucked up the party. I find it funny that this greasy bacon strip has the balls to fuck with anyone.
Feb 27th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Carrying around the sweat of a complete Roman Legion after the battle of Actium will put an end to any festivity.
Feb 27th, 2007
abby
I’m always flabbergasted when fat people attack. It seems Darwinisticly impossible, like a guinea pig charging a cheetah.
Feb 27th, 2007
bionic bunny
Tonight, on Fox…
Mark Burnett, the genius behind “Survivor”, brings you:
“When Fat People Attack”!
great one, abby! just imagine, a mix of “biggest loser”, “survivor”, “wild kingdom” and “america’s funniest home videos”!
bwah-hah-hah!!!!
Feb 27th, 2007
Italian Stallion
He’s greasier then my cousin Vito…………..
Feb 27th, 2007
Georgeous George
If it was anyone else’s birthday I may have had the slightest tinge of sympathy - Instead I am completely apathetic. If anything I am saddended that “Fatty McChubbster” didn’t get drunk enough to stumble and fall on top of Paris and somehow crush her.
Feb 28th, 2007
canibaljoe
i personaly think we should be aplauding him.
this man ruined paris hiltons birthday!!!!!
the woman who is in the guiness book of world records as the most overrated celebrity of ALL time.
i can’t say that i’m proud of the way he acted right in front of a little child, BUT, all the people who attended the party deserved it… just for being friends with paris.
Feb 28th, 2007
Stridex please
If this guy’s parents weren’t wealthy, he’d be sitting at home playing Dungeons & Dragons. Mediocrity always attacks excellence (not that Paula Abdul, Lindsey Lohan, and Kimberly Stewart are excellent) and Brandon “Greaseball” Davis’s only contributions to society have been his lame putdowns of people who have acheived some level of success greater than his own. I fully expect to be reading his obituary within the next five years. What a slug!
Feb 28th, 2007
daria
BOY WHAT A WASTE OF SPACE THEY SHOULD DRAFT THIS BRATS TO IRAQ
Mar 1st, 2007
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