Quickies: Lead Us Not into Temptation

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Our Daily Bread” does in one half-hour what ten years of PETA couldn’t do with all their pictures of naked chicks. (Pajiba)

Britney Spears lives the hobo life in a previously used bikini. (Egotastic)

Jessica Simpson thinks her schnozz is her best feature. (ICYDK)

A little John Travolta and Scientology apparently could have saved Anna Nicole Smith. (BWE)

Every drug Paris Hilton’s ever done. (CityRag)

Kimberly Stewart pays off FHM. (CelebNewsWire)

11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    I love animals, but not enough to stop eating them.

  2. Kate Moss is still hot. I have wild porno dream with her still.

  3. CruisingforCock

    PSSSTTTTTT…..Anna Nicole Smith is decomposing…

  4. sonya

    No kidding, cruising. Have they put her in a deep freeze yet? Yuck. She’s gonna be mush by the time she’s buried.

  5. bionic bunny

    once again, i agree w/ sonya.
    and cruising.

    and didn’t JS just say that her boobs were her favorite asset?

  6. CruisingforCock

    Except for the boobies….mush and boobies

  7. sonya

    Bleh. A puddle of Nicole puddin’ and two bags of silicone.

  8. LadyJane

    Anna’s decomposing. TSFSRT, Cruising…..

  9. METAPOGOD!

  10. oshkoshb'alls

    I’m really craving a burger right now for some reason…

  11. I’m trying something here. Please move along.

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