Bruce Willis Paid for the Poon
A woman who ran a pricey prostitution ring in the late nineties has written an autobiography naming several Hollywood celebrities who didn’t mind paying for the poon — most notably, the old and bald Bruce Willis. Page Six reports:
In “Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam,” out today from Corona Books, Jody “Babydoll” Gibson names celebrities — [among them Bruce Willis] — who she says patronized her “California Dreamin’ ” service, which employed porn stars and Playboy models and charged customers as much as $3,000. Willis’ lawyer told Page Six, “It’s a total fabrication. He doesn’t know the woman, he’s never met the woman. My client doesn’t need to pay for sex, he doesn’t pay for sex.”
Does anybody need to pay for sex? I’d say sex is more of a luxury. Like, say, “all leather interiors” or “flossing.” And for the record, just because you’re famous doesn’t mean you can get laid without having to pay for it. Bruce is old and out of shape and really hasn’t been in a decent movie since the first Die Hard. Being a celebrity might kinda be like being royalty — you know, Brad Pitt would be the “Emperor of Hollywood,” Jessica Biel would be the “Princess of Los Angeles,” etc. — but Brucie here would top out at about “Sultan of the Western Half of Hoeboken, New Jersey.” And even then, he’d only be the runner up Sultan who acts as the stand-in in case the real Sultan got beaten down at a chicken fight gone wrong behind the A & P. I definitely don’t see that guy getting laid for free.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Wouldn’t they have to be able to produce proof that he did use their services in order to make a claim like that? Otherwise I think he’d be able to sue them.
And I like Bruce Willis. I’ve never seen Die Hard, but I’ve liked him in his films since. He’s been in plenty of decent movies–can you say, Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, The Sixth Sense, The Jackal, The Seige, Unbreakable, et al.
Mar 1st, 2007
abby
I forgot about “The Sixth Sense” and “Pulp Fiction.” Duly noted. But what about “The Whole Nine Yards?” Huh? And “The Whole Ten Yards?” And “The Story of Us?” Think more along the lines of USA or TBS around one in the morning, and you’ll see my point of view.
Mar 1st, 2007
Dragulf
Abby, did I forget to pay again hun?
Mar 1st, 2007
sonya
Well Missy, I never saw those, so I can’t comment on those. ;P
Mar 1st, 2007
Pete
FWIW, I thought he was good in the original ‘Look Who’s Talking’ and ‘Twelve Monkeys’..
Look at Deniro’s IMDB listing - he’s got a lot of stinkers in there too…
Mar 1st, 2007
oshkoshb'alls
This reminds me of the time I got that ping pong set for Christmas. Mom and dad watched me play with myself for hours, and dad said, “you know, you could make money doing that.” And that’s how I bought this fabulous yacht.
Mar 1st, 2007
bionic bunny
funny, tommy lasorda’s (sp?) lawyer said the exact same thing. i didn’t even know tommy l. was still alive!
legally, i’m not sure anybody could sue, they would have the burden of proof, and that could get messy and embarrassing. not to mention, if the book isn’t labeled “non-fiction”, you can pretty much say what you want. i think.
what?
Mar 1st, 2007
Cockninja
What the hell Dragulf I thought you said Abby was being a controversial racist bitch and pissing a bunch of people off? It looks to me like everyone is getting along just fine. Fuck. I always miss out on nigger hating.
*Puts hands in pockets and leaves room*
Mar 1st, 2007
Cockninja
p.s. Spanks. Are you still HOT?
Mar 1st, 2007
LadyJane
Abby, I’m glad you didn’t accidentally type Poon with a C.
Mar 2nd, 2007
Princess Kiki
lol
Mar 2nd, 2007
Reply to “Bruce Willis Paid for the Poon”