Anna Nicole Smith Finally Buried
Anna Nicole Smith’s funeral was today at Mount Horeb Baptist Church in Nassau, and — as you’d expect — it was a classy and low-key affair, much like a Mississippi state fair or a monster truck rally. TMZ reports:
Anna is riding to the church in a totally pimped out hearse … with elaborate chrome rims! Inside, her casket is covered by an elaborate pink draping with marabou and streamers! Outside the church, a giant jib camera is swooping over the steeple … and the red carpet leading into the chapel.
And true to the “Days of Our Lives” atmosphere surrounding her death, Anna Nicole’s mother attempted once again to stop the funeral by filing a petition earlier this morning:
The petition filed Virgie Arthur to stop Anna’s funeral has been denied by a Bahamian court, clearing the way for the service to continue today as planned.
The best part of all of this is the “rollin’ on dubs” and “pink feathers and ribbons.” It’s like a couple of low rent strippers made the arrangements at The Burlesque Beaver instead of a respectable funeral home. “Can y’all use a black light and a disco ball at the service instead of those candles?” “The service should open with ‘The Thong Song’ and close with ‘Girls, Girls, Girls.’ It’s what Anna would have wanted.” “What about Free Bird?” “I see the ribbons and the feathers, but where the fuck is all that glitter we bought?” Always a lady, even in death.
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bionic bunny
yes, a loving mother ALWAYS holds up her daughter’s burial until there are liquids dripping from the coffin.
i know that’s what I would want!
where’s the elvis impersonator??
for that matter, where’s elvis??????
(carried that one a bit far, didn’t i?)
Mar 2nd, 2007
abby
I SO wish it would have been open casket. You know Howard Stern would have loved selling THOSE pics!
Mar 2nd, 2007
sonya
They served Lil’ Smokies and Nipples of Venus as hors d’oeuvres, I bet. And the favors were penis and boobies lollipops.
Mar 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
i’ll bet the punch ROCKED!
Mar 2nd, 2007
Flea
Maybe this means I can stop hearing about Anna Nicole for a couple days until some necros dig her up and give her their special goodbye.
Mar 2nd, 2007
butch
That casket is HOTT!
Mar 3rd, 2007
laurel
Some of you people are really despicable..
This woman had issues thats for sure, but she was hapless but not evil, So why are you all seemingly gloating over her death and now, her burial and service??!! Why dont you take all of that judgement and caustic nastiness and direct it RIGHT BACK at yourselves- maybe after a while you can figure out why you are expending this kind of hateful energy in essence kicking someone who is down-permanently, someone who has died in a tragic way very probably the victim of a murder along was her young son only months prior to her own.
And if youre really THAT SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT ANJNA NICOLE SMITH WHY ARE YOU VISITING THIS WEBSITE, AND READING THIS ARTICLE?!
Mar 12th, 2007
nnah
I agree with Laurel. Why don’t we all just leave her alone. If we have something nice to say- OK, but if we only have bad things to say, then we should not say anything at all. No one has the right to judge her, she has already got her punishment for not taking care of her own life and live of her son. If someone is directly resonsible for her death, he will also be punished. There is some natural justice, I tell you. Everyone gets what he deserves, sooner or later.
Mar 11th, 2008
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