Pete Doherty and Kate Moss Get the Boot
Supermodel Kate Moss and boyfriend Pete Doherty got themselves kicked out of the Shockwave NME Awards in London last night. The Post-Chronicle reports:
The supermodel was due to present an award to Primal Scream but never made it to the stage. Pete was seen slipping a spoon up his sleeve and security staff feared the drug addict was planning to use the utensil to cook-up heroin and confronted him. A security guard said: “Pete picked up a spoon off the table and went towards the toilets. We stopped him and showed him out.” Kate was reportedly found in the toilets looking “completely slaughtered”. Security removed the couple from the ceremony at London’s Hammersmith Palais at 8.30pm.
I hope Kate Moss actually does marry this fucker, because then he’d legally be entitled to piss away half of her fortune on smack and cigarettes and syringes and pork pie hats and all she could do is cry into her Manolo Blahniks. And I hope he gives her Hepatitises A through C, and maybe a couple of STD’s, too, because anyone who’s been handed life on a silver platter but can’t do any better than Pete fucking Doherty deserves every kind of punishment imaginable. Including that one with the stocks and that Judas Cradle thingy. I tell you what, that kind of stupidity just wouldn’t fly in 16th century Germanic Europe. No, sir. They had rules back then.
More of the fuck ups in their black tie best after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
Kate! Drop that loser and marry me! I love you!
Mar 2nd, 2007
sonya
My God! Why are English men so FUGLY? He looks like the skinny hitchhiker ghost in the Haunted Mansion, only more dead.
Mar 2nd, 2007
Sorceressss
Wow, look at that, they both are glowing with that nice coke induced sweat-sheen. [sigh] I wish I could be as skinny as her, but I’m too poor to afford the blow, crack, and meth diet.
Mar 2nd, 2007
abby
@ Sorceress — you can do it yourself with a little Drano and VCR head cleaner. Almost as good as meth, but even cheaper!
Mar 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
@sonya-
“because that’s what happens when cousins marry!”
-eddie izzard
give me a scotsman anyday!
Mar 2nd, 2007
Sorceressss
Thanks for the tip Abby, I’ll have to look up some recipes-Ha
Amen @ bionic bunny, men in kilts are h-o-t!
Mar 2nd, 2007
sonya
@bunny–
for reals! And I guess they’re pretty desperate for non-mutant women too, because both my friend and my BIL’s sister said that when they went to London, the guys wouldn’t leave them alone, being very forceful sometimes. One of them was even there with her boyfriend, and guys were hitting on her.
Mar 2nd, 2007
katsy
damn homes, they look FUUUUUUCKED UP!!!!!!
shit…even when i was doing lines in bathroom stalls, i don’t think i looked THAT bad….sweet jesus.
Mar 3rd, 2007
aneurysm
she actually looks good here, but ffs what a waste.
Mar 3rd, 2007
sonya
I have that same coloring around my eyes right now like Pete, but that’s because I’ve been sick for 3 days with the flu.
Mar 4th, 2007
Ted
He is the UGLIEST man alive. His mouth is always open. He always looks like he just rolled out of a gutter.
I’m not a violent man, but Sweet Jesus! there is just something about Pete Doherty that makes me want to hit again and again.
Mar 10th, 2007
Sex&Candy
Fuck you all! Pete Doherty is the one of the sexiest, most talented men alive
May 14th, 2007
Toki
Ladies and gents, the reason he is so successful is that he’s a poetic genius. Read what he has written, you’d be suprised how well the man is able dash of poems and songs. So Lads. you’re jealous of Pete, brush up on your poetry in a BIG, BIG, way. read some keats or something then practice your guitar playing song writting skills and massive ammounts of talent. You to can date supermodels.
Mind over Matter people Mind over Matter
May 31st, 2007
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