Mar 2, 20074
Quickies: Pucker Up
Victoria Beckham’s buttons are about to blow. (CelebFart)
Sexy Keeley Hazell black and whites. (Egotastic)
That Jessica Simpson just gets hotter every day. (Hollywood Tuna)
Brad Pitt snuggles up with Shiloh. (Seriously? OMG)
Britney Murphy’s lips are looking a little bee-stung. Or maybe swarm of wasps and scorpions stung. (The Bastardly)
Kirsten Dunst is a lying coke whore. (Celebitchy)
The only reason you’d want to see Christina Ricci in “Black Snake Moan” is to “add to your arsenal of masturbation fantasies.” Where do I sign up? (Pajiba)
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Sheesh. Someone sure did whack Brittany Murphy in the kisser. (Hey, I just realized that her intials are BM. Sweet!) And I think that’s the idential Wet N’ Wild lipstick shade that I wore in the 90′s. It was SUPPOSED to look good on me because I was a “winter” and it was SUPPOSED to look good on me because it was a “bright, cool color”. Color Me Uglyful.
Mar 2nd, 2007
bionic bunny
sonya, i’ll bet people could see you in the dark! lol!
i’ve never liked her. she just overplays the “cute” factor. and not in a good way.
i also can’t stand the site of VB. but at least she doesn’t have a fugging ciggy in her hand/mouth every second of the day.
Mar 2nd, 2007
CruisingforCock
I really want Brad and Angelina to adopt me. Is it incest if your fuck your parents, adoptive that is?
Mar 2nd, 2007
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Keeley Hazell is just perfect. But you guys prolly already knew that…
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Mar 4th, 2007
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