Britney Spears is the Anti-Christ
The Apocalypse may be closer than you think, and Britney Spears will be the one riding in on the dark horse. News of the World reports:
A source close to the [Promises rehabilitation] clinic said:”[Britney] is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!’ The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’.”
Weird, I always thought the Antichrist would smell more like “eternal damnation” and “brimstone” rather than “Cheez Whiz” and “menthol cigarettes.” This really takes all the scary right out of Revelations. It’s like finding out Adolf Hitler liked playing hopscotch in ballerina’s tutu and a pair of peep-toe pumps or something. Which, coincidentally, would still make a prettier sight than Britney Spears topless in a thong. So would a burn victim’s skin graft surgery. It’s pretty hard to top Armageddon’s crowned princess in crack-burrowing underpants and no shirt.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
She just said that to get Tom “Jesus Christ” Cruise mad.
Mar 5th, 2007
LadyJane
This is some funny shit, yo.
Mar 5th, 2007
Flea
I bet “I am a fake” will be her next big single!
Mar 5th, 2007
n-dizzle
no ia am the anti christ. check it out!
Mar 14th, 2007
Diana
I think she’s just upset over all that crappy music she made. Poor girl. Maybe now she’s seen the light
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Aug 15th, 2007
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