Mar 5, 2007

Sienna Miller Loves Drugs

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Actress Sienna Miller really digs getting all kinds of getting fucked up. According to The Daily Mail,

Sienna Miller has sparked controversy by claiming that drugs are “loads of fun.” Miller, 25, said she “loves” hallucinogenic experiences, describing magic mushrooms as her “drug of choice.” She [also] admitted experimenting with morphine to “feel what heroin was like.”

You want to know what’s even more fun than morphine and mushrooms? Dropping acid after you’ve smoked meth and huffed VCR head cleaner, then stopping by the nursing home to chat with your grandmother for a few hours. Even more fun if you can’t remember how to make your mouth form actual words, so instead you sit there and stare blankly at the heart monitor until you accidentally bite off part of your own tongue trying to remember how to make it “talk” so Edna Zubowski on the fourth floor has to call the paramedics and the Shady Acres staff comes in to sedate your grandma because she’s hysterical from all of your blood and unexplained muteness. Let the good times roll, baby! Let me tell you, it’s a regular fucking riot.

More of Sienna looking gorgeous while shopping last week after the jump.

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9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Dragulf

    Sienna, I hear Draino is also fun to drink. Bottoms up!

    Mar 5th, 2007

  2. LadyJane

    She looks like a crazy bag lady.

    Mar 5th, 2007

  3. Sorceressss

    Quick! Hide the glue, Sienna is coming this way!!

    Mar 5th, 2007

  4. bionic bunny

    morphine is like heroin???
    no wonder i’ve been so f**ked up!

    Mar 5th, 2007

  5. sonya

    Buns, you’re the expert here. Is that specimen in the first picture of the class Rodentia?

    Mar 5th, 2007

  6. alec

    Daddy, I shroomed again and spent to much on the AMEX! Daddy, call and raise the limit again!!!

    Mar 5th, 2007

  7. bionic bunny

    yeah, sonya, i believe so. they live out on the wrong side of the tracks, and Oryctolagus cuniculi or
    LAGOMORPHA have nothing to do with them. we’re MUCH better (and FLUFFY! {i like fluffy}) than those old Myomorfpha.
    although, it could be the more pleasant Aplodontidae, they have a rather largish overbite and delight in building water stuctures.

    does that help you out any?
    we can always poke it with a stick and see what happens…

    Mar 6th, 2007

  8. bionic bunny

    on second thought, i change my vote to simple lab rat. she is bravely testing chemicals so that the world can have safe and healthy, FDA approved class A drugs.
    i shall sleep better tonight knowing that sienna is working to save all our lives!!!

    seriously. how come she can get it and i have to have bones removed from my body before _I_ can get them. hmmm???

    Mar 6th, 2007

  9. bionic bunny

    crap. i can hear the spelling and latin trolls just around the corner….
    you get the drift.

    Mar 6th, 2007

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