Angelina Jolie Dabbles in Voodoo
Because cutting yourself and wearing vials of blood just isn’t weird enough, Angelina Jolie has taken a shine to the dark arts practiced by Bayou natives. The National Enquirer reports:
The Hollywood do-gooder has a brand new pet project to help fill the void between saving the impoverished and raising three children (soon to be four) with boyfriend/lover Brad Pitt — she is studying Voodoo. Jolie has been taking instruction from a Voodoo priestess several times a week. She has also reportedly purchased many other occult books and is touring the infamous New Orleans cemeteries.
I don’t know about all that voodoo shit. As a witch-in-training with the coven of The Children of Artemis, I spent an orgiastic sabbat at The Festival of Lammas learning tolerance of all other peoples and practicing my magick. I also astrally projected myself into Brad Pitt’s bathroom and saw him jerking off in the shower with $75 Fekkai conditioner. I don’t think the tolerance lesson took, though, because deep down I still think voodoo is just fucking weird. That said, Inkubus Sukkubus! May the Circle be Open!
More of Brangelina and family enjoying an afternoon constitutional after the jump.
21 Comments, Comment or Ping
alice
she would.
Mar 6th, 2007
LadyJane
She should eat one of her babies. Bitch is too skinny.
Mar 6th, 2007
cote
jajajajajaja… siiiiiiiii…. i wanna be that skinny!…fuck you angelina..
brad pitt: exquisito!!… washito rico!
Mar 6th, 2007
caca
Just when you thought this bitch couldn’t get any weirder….
Mar 6th, 2007
me
rumor has it that she was practicing “the dark arts” while filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith…had her eye on the Pittster……
Mar 6th, 2007
SMOOCHES
Where have you been this is the woman who wore a vial of blood around her neck . I dont think voodoo is new to Mrs.Jolie-Pitt . By the way it seems to be doing wonders for her.
Mar 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
voo-doo, hoo-doo, we all scream for ice cream!
or something like that.
as much as i despise both of them, to be fair, voodoo is a catch-all phrase, i believe. and EVERYBODY tours the cemetaries in NOLA (sorry. New Orleans LA). i absolutely adore the french quarter and have toured a lot of the voodoo/santeria type shops. in fact there’s a “voodoo tour” for the tourists.
anything goes in NOLA.
damn. now i need a “hand grenade”.
Mar 6th, 2007
UgliestGuy
Yet, those killer boots of hers are huge turn-ons.
Mar 6th, 2007
sonya
I don’t practice santeria, I ain’t got no crystal ball…
Mar 6th, 2007
Maldoror
Uh oh. I have no doubt Angelina’s serious … probably wants to get rid of Anus-ton once and for all
However, as a seasoned practitioner of Magick, I can assure you that to TRULY do Voodoo, you have to sacrifice animals — and that’s NOT an opinion, it’s a fact. I would think that would be a turn-off for Angie. Anyway …
Mar 6th, 2007
someone
i loved angelina’s boots, does anyone knows where i can get something similar?
Mar 6th, 2007
Makeydah
She could be trying out Hoodoo.
You don’t have to sacrifice animals for that.
As a matter of fact, Hoodoo can b used in conjunstion with just about any religion the practicioner follows.
It culd be something she may want to use for siritual protection – if this in fact ha any truth to it.
Mar 6th, 2007
Yoink!
This is so doubtful. She does so much good, it’s like these crazy stories crop up to counter balance something really decent she’s doing for children with no voices around the world. I think they are wildly happy together and it shows. I could see the hatred if it was Paris, but Jeez this woman really works hard to make the world a better place.
Mar 7th, 2007
Pete
weird chit …
Mar 7th, 2007
veronica
Does anyone know exactly what ‘all that good’ is that she’s been doing?
Bringing awareness of poor children around the world? Is anyone claiming that without Saint Ange they wouldn’t know about poor people and their children? Or that she’s the only one to be doing ’something’? (something seemingly indefinable that is).
I just want to know what it is that she’s working so very hard at.
As for her happyness and being sooooooo in love… Does it make any difference that it came at someone else’s expense? (and he’s far from blameless). But, she is the one who has gone after other women’s husbands in the past – and married them.
As much as I think he’s a total flake and a fake, I think she’s a total wingnut who should not be buying anymore children. Something very repulsive about global shopping for children to take home.
Mar 7th, 2007
Maritza
Angelina cast a spell on Brad long time ago and has been doing so ever since she stole him from Jennifer! She lives afraid Brad will leave her and go back with Jennifer! Shiloh is so adorable, but Zahara always has that sad look, she never smiles.
Mar 7th, 2007
yazzi
If it’s true that she’s practicing voodoo, that means anyone can do voodoo on her and she won’t be protected. She needs to find Jesus and stop her pagan ways. Foolish girl. BRAD run for your life and take your beautiful daughter with you.
Mar 7th, 2007
Mal
“find Jesus”? Have y’all lost him *again*??? Somebody ought to put a radio collar on that dude, so his fan club can stop pestering the rest of us to find him all the time!
Mar 8th, 2007
im da shieeeeet
to sonya in santeria u dont use a crystal ball u dumb ass bitch
Sep 22nd, 2007
popacapinsancho
to im da shieeeeet- that’s song lyrics, idiot.
Nov 16th, 2007
Harry Gettys
Hot Angelina Jolie having sex
Private Sex Tape here:
http://angelina-jolie-sex-tap.blogspot.com/?id=53609718&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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