Kanye West is a Glutton
If you thought Kanye West’s only talents were jerking off to porn and making Bubba Gump envious of his gums, you’re in for a real surprise today. It turns out the “urban lyricist” (try calling me racist now, black people!) is also really good at pissing away money and fossil fuels on indulgent whims. CNN reports:
A meal requested for West — a feast of onion bhajees, chapati breads, biryanis, pappadums, a specially prepared fish dish and vegetables on the side [from the British Raj's restaurant] — will top $3,900, plus travel and accommodation for the restaurant’s head chef.
The meal will be prepared, cooled, shrink-wrapped and packed in dry ice in the British Raj’s kitchens and — along with head chef Kaysor Ahmed — will be helicoptered from Wales to London’s Heathrow Airport on Tuesday. From there, the chef is to hop a flight to New York — monitoring the food’s temperature all the way — clear customs, and head for Manhattan, where the meal is to be served during a meeting Wednesday.
The crowning glory of this complete fucking waste is the hilarious irony of Mr. West taking the stage this summer at Al Gore’s “Live Earth” GLOBAL BENEFIT concert. Awesome. Maybe instead of using the environmentally sound dry ice in his performance, he could instead use tanks that mass-release chlorofluorocarbons in the air. Also, he could spray everybody in the crowd down with pesticide and burn down a couple of rain forests before the show starts. Dick Cheney could even join in — “Haliburton in the house, y’all!” Boy, does Al Gore ever know how to send a meaningful message with music.
thanks to the globally-conscious Sonya for the tip
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
beerdotcom182
Talentless piece of shit.
Mar 6th, 2007
sonya
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Mar 6th, 2007
abby
A globally-conscious gangsta, no less.
Mar 6th, 2007
bionic bunny
i wish i could say that was the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard.
it comes real close, though.
such an ass.
Mar 6th, 2007
Pete
Like his music … but what an asshole hypocrite person
Mar 7th, 2007
Ced
For starters, Kanye didn’t request the meal, a promotion company did. Some exec held this restaurant in high regard and wanted to impress Mr. West. Second, if you actually listened to his music or knew anything outside of the racist sentiments that are becoming more prevalent on this site each day, you would realize that in no way does Kanye promote himself as a “gangsta”.
Mar 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
he’s still an ass. i don’t give a flying banana what kind of music he makes. he’s proven in the public eye what a conceited, arrogant, ignorant bastard he is.
i do love how we are becoming more and more racist each day. you do good work, abby! ^
Mar 7th, 2007
Mrs. B
Yeah, it’s almost as stupid as when that style-biter Elvis did the same thing. Only he had those disgusting, heart attack-waiting-to-happen pot of gold sandwiches flown in. It was disgusting. No wonder he was a fat-ass when he kicked the bucket!
Mar 7th, 2007
Dragulf
Holy Crap! Only NOW is Abby “becoming” a racist? I hate to burst your bubble Ced, but Abby has always been a bodyist because she hates Everybody.
Love ya Abby!
Mar 7th, 2007
bionic bunny
well put, dra!
Mar 7th, 2007
LaLa
Nope, no need to call you racist, dear. None of us black people claim Kanye West!
Mar 7th, 2007
abby
Thank you, LaLa. Kanye West just sucks. Even the Asians think so,
Mar 7th, 2007
Helly
Mmmm, yes. Because everyone knows that the Welsh make the best Indian food.
Random.
Mar 8th, 2007
Mrs. B
ALL YOU MUTHERFUCKERS NEED TO QUIT HATIN ON KANYE, PLEASE
Mar 8th, 2007
HillyBillyBob
over 85% of all men jerk off to porn, so what West is supposed to be better than the rest of us because he’s rich.Hell Elvis and Jerry Lewis was into teeny boppers now thats abnormal.
Mar 9th, 2007
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