Star of MTV’s “The Hills” and “Laguna Beach” Jason Wahler was slapped with jail time yesterday for assaulting a tow truck driver last year with his model girlfriend Kristin DeLuca. TMZ reports:

Jason Wahler pleaded no contest today to one count of battery and was sentenced to 60 days in Los Angeles County Jail. He and model Kristin DeLuca were arrested in September [after getting] into a verbal altercation with the city employee and the tow truck drivers. Wahler punched one of the drivers and DeLuca kicked the tow operator and spit in his face. In addition to jail time, Wahler was ordered to attend 104 AA meetings and 36 hours of anger management classes. DeLuca must serve 15 days working on the road with CalTrans. Wahler and De Luca must also participate in a one-day Museum of Tolerance program because of the numerous racial slurs they uttered during the incident.

Why is there a picture of Carmen Electra helping the homeless up there instead of one of Jason Wahler acting like an ass? Because I get sick of all the rampant celeb asininity around these parts, and it’s nice to see a star giving back every once in a while. Even if it’s just to hand a vagrant what appears to be a dime, or possibly a cigarette butt or a postage stamp. Plus, Carmen’s hot and has big boobs. Did you really even have to ask? Anyway, with regard to Wahler, I was under the impression that being a rich reality television star automatically nullified things like “jail time,” “tolerance programs,” and “wearing a condom.” However, it would appear that being a enormous tool somehow negates your celebrity status, much like the variables in an inverse proportion where A represents “the douchebag factor” and B represents “celebrity status;” A and B are in inverse proportion if by whatever factor A changes, B changes by the multiplicative inverse or reciprocal of that factor. It’s your basic laws of math applied to douchebaggery. I learned it in college by being a giant douchebag.

More of Carmen and the homeless after the jump.