Gwen Stefani is Packin’
Singer Gwen Stefani ain’t afraid to bust a cap in some bitch’s ass. The Post-Chronicle reveals:
Gwen Stefani carries a gun to keep other women away from her husband. The ‘Wind It Up’ singer is paranoid [that] hoards of women want to bed her handsome rocker spouse Gavin Rossdale, so she has a drastic method of scaring them off. She [said] “Gavin is always going to be a chick magnet. So I always have to have a gun in my pocket, just in case!”
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one toting a hand gun to keep sluts at bay. That time I was on COPS wielding a semi-automatic and a bottle of Boone’s Farm outside a trailer park in Daytona everybody acted like I was the one doing something wrong. I had already made it very clear that slut with the perm and the big rack was at fault, but nobody would listen. That bitch had the gall to slip my boyfriend her number while serving us our peanuts and beer at the 500. Like I wasn’t even fucking there. I paid good money for those tickets, and all I got in return was my boyfriend’s fist to the side of my head and a dog-cussing from the skank in the cutoffs. Plus the trip to jail and occasional memory lapses. On the other hand, I have to admit that me and Robby Lee have never been closer since the arrest. Conjugal visits do wonders for your sex life. Nothing makes you more attractive to a man than “not being a dude,” and it’s better not having to actually be around him the rest of the time. I’d recommend all you ladies start packin’ heat if you want to keep your man under wraps. You see how it worked for me!
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
this dude hasnt been popular with the ladies since 1996. if it wasnt for him being married to gwen he’d probably be a mechanic or on welfare.
Mar 8th, 2007
Tine
LOL Spatz - I 100% agree.
Mar 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
ROTFLMYO!!!
another one for the scrapbook, abby!!
Mar 8th, 2007
Sorceressss
God Abby, you are on FIRE today, between this post and the Lohan one, I cried I laughed so hard!
And I agree 100% with spatz, the guys a nobody….
Mar 8th, 2007
Dragulf
Gavin who? I think she keeps the gun to keep all the men from trying to take her home.
Mar 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Women with guns scare me. At the least, hers is a real gun. Pink carrys around a penis…………..
Mar 8th, 2007
oshkosh
I don’t care for my husband all that much so I carry a can of Axe spray. He hasn’t been attacked and carried away by a swarm of horny women like in the commercial, he basically just smells like ass.
Mar 9th, 2007
Hilary
Well, If I ever saw Gwen and Gavin in real life, she would shoot me because I would DEFINITELY try to bed Gavin. He’s really hot and a great musician. You guys don’t listen to anything you can’t pogo to.
Mar 9th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Um Hilary, I saw Bush about three times when they were actually touring and thought they were one of the best bands that I’ve seen live, and I’ve seen a lot of bands. Why don’t you just say your peace next time without trying to slam anybody on here at the end. It would be kind of like me typing this and then saying “If I wanted to see Bush for the 4th time I would just ask you to pull down your panties”………….
Thank you, drive through……………….
Mar 10th, 2007
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