Lindsay Lohan Back to Old Tricks
Lindsay Lohan is back to her old pre-rehab self, showing up late to work, barfing on the set, red hair and all. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Lindsay Lohan has been showing a few signs that indicate she may be back to the old Lindsay. An insider on the set of the [her] new movie ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ claims she was late to the set on Feb 21, and “When she finally arrived, she said that she needed to take a nap.” Lohan stayed in her trailer for several hours and when she finally came out, she vomited and then headed home.
I don’t see why puking at work is such a big deal. The few days a week I’m actually sober enough to make it in to the office usually commence with a good vomit or two. And a thorough spraying of the toilet with the debilitating “beer shits.” Like I said, no big deal. Until that chunky bastard in accounting told me I wasn’t allowed to use the first floor bathroom anymore after that simultaneous puke/beer shits combo in which only one body by-product made it into the toilet victorious. That really wasn’t my fault. There’s only one toilet in the stall, and I’ve got two pretty active orifices. You do the math. I even suggested to HR that they double up on the shitters in each of the stalls for just such unfortunate occurrences, but so far the only response I’ve gotten is “You’re goddamned lucky your daddy owns this company.” I’m still working on it.
More firecrotch after the jump.
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
Anyone else wanna put on some asbestos sneakers and kick her in the cooter?
Mar 8th, 2007
Dragulf
That’s what I call burning the candle at both ends.
Mar 8th, 2007
Helly
“She needs rehab!” “I wish someone would help her!” “Won’t someone think of the children?!”
She needs rehab my arse. She needs a damn good slap and someone to scream in her face “
Mar 8th, 2007
Helly
(Balls, I hit the Enter key….)
She needs rehab my arse. She needs a damn good slap and someone to scream in her face “STOP BEING SUCH A STUPID SPOILED WHORE.”
Mar 8th, 2007
LadyJane
Just let her party til she dies.
It’s obviously her dream.
Mar 8th, 2007
Tine
I know I’m in the minority on this but she is doing what everyone does at her age! Fuck – I’m 30 and I still go out like she does! Especially if you live in a place like NY or LA! I’m jealous.
Mar 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
funny, i grew up in atlanta AND L.A., am on the south side of 50, and never did party like that. so, no, not EVERYONE does that at her age. and yes, i had plenty of opportunity.
i’m gonna go with rich and LJ with this one.
Mar 8th, 2007
UgliestGuy
I don’t know where I grew up and I can’t remember my age and I’m still doing the math about the two pretty active orifices but I think she looks terrific and those shoes are cute.
Mar 8th, 2007
abby
I really like the use of the word “balls” instead of “damn” or “shit.” Thanks, Helly!
I used to sometimes say “Bastards!” when I dropped something or fell down, like it was some sort of conspiracy against me that had precipated the blunder, but I think I like “balls” better. I’ll be using that later today.
Mar 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
abby, i used to do the same. which was really unfortunate when the building inspector came out.
i’m sure you can imagine…
hey, ugly- i heart you! too funny!
Mar 8th, 2007
Tine
What’s there to do in Atlanta Bunny? Obviously “everyone” was a generalization – meaning the rich and beautiful.
Mar 8th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I hope she chokes on a Bud Light cap…………….
Mar 8th, 2007
oh dear
i didnt realized we had all been blessed with a ‘new’ lindsay… o.0 lindsay back to her “old” self???… uhhh…
once a coke sniffing, nipple bearing, weight fluctuating, terrible acting, man fucking slut whore drug addict…. who by all means is still absolutely poundable in all her horrible glory…. ALWAYS a coke sniffing, nipple bearing, weight fluctuating, terrible acting, man fucking slut whore drug addict!
Mar 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
tine:
a lot more now than there was when i lived there! and the drinking age was 18!
i know you were making a generalization, i was just feeling bitchy!
acutually, “hotlatlanta” is a pretty cool place to be. lotta fun clubs, restaurants, i think they’re aiming to be austin,TX. truthfully? i haven’t been back in years. *sigh*
Mar 8th, 2007
bionic bunny
day-um.
HOTLANTA.
thanks for playing.
Mar 10th, 2007
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