Gisele Bundchen Might Be Pregnant
Star quarterback Tom Brady sure knows where to spread his seed: all up in super-hot model kitty. First ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan turned up pregnant, and now there’s a chance that Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bundchen might also be expecting. According to Boston.com:
A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady’s girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant. Bundchen would be no more than two months [along], but may already have told select friends and family.
Tom Brady is pretty much untouchable at this point. The only problem I can foresee is reaching the pinnacle of your life in your twenties. Because really, where can you go from there? Live ostrich pillows and your own harem of Victoria’s Secret angels? A jet pack and a spare penis for pounding two of those angels at once? A team of trained monkeys that cater to your every whim? I’m speaking from experience here, because I actually reached the apex of my life several years ago and it’s all I can do not to kill myself when I wake up. On that one fine day, I had managed eight trips to the buffet bar at Western Sizzlin’ before they asked me to leave; I made out with that mechanic who’s always at the bar, but this time before he threw up; found a perfectly good wig in the trash can; and won $10 in the scratch-off. Yeah, it’s pretty much all been downhill from there.
More of Gisele at Milan Womenswear Fashion Week after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Tine
LOL Abby! I love coming in to work stinking of whiskey and reading your posts first thing. I wish Tom Brady would spread his seed on my cocksucker.
Mar 9th, 2007
Dragulf
I am jealous of your best day Abby. My best day was today when I woke up not covered in vomit.
Mar 9th, 2007
Butch
Good job you big effing jock idiot. Two girls preggers at the same time. Hell you should have just sent all your money to me so I can wipe my ass on it. Honestly this dude is DONE!
Mar 9th, 2007
oshkosh
She’s the only model I’ve ever seen with a normal-sized forehead. Kudos, Gisele. Mad Kudos.
Mar 9th, 2007
Italian Stallion
That bitch needs a tan or to be buried as soon as possible…………
Mar 9th, 2007
Sorceressss
This guys is messed up, but if Gisele is pregnant, then she’s just as messed up.
Today is my best day–I went to the liquor store on my lunch hour and have been swilling tequila at my desk since I got back.
Happy Friday Bitches!!
Mar 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
ah, yes. tequila fridays. been there, done that, still can’t find the t-shirt.
stallion, you beat me to it. she looks like she’s made out of beeswax. real healthy look for a mom-to-be.
Mar 9th, 2007
bionic bunny
hey, y’all, look at this! i’m famous (and got a good cause plugged)!
currently third story down:
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/
Mar 9th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
“Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bundchen” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
No, seriously, she’s not a supermodel, she’s a glorified catalog model. Aaaaaaaand she looks like a dude, which makes Brady a total homo.
Mar 9th, 2007
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