Britney Spears Bulimic, Embarrassing
Singer Britney Spears isn’t just a drug-addicted alcoholic — she’s also bulimic. News of the World reports:
Britney Spears has confessed to doctors that she has been suffering from bulimia since she was 16. The singer tearfully told rehab staff that she “pigs out” on junk food like burgers, sweets, biscuits and ice cream then makes herself vomit to avoid putting on weight. Britney’s nine-year [eating disorder] was confirmed by a senior source at the £24,000-a-month Promises centre in Malibu, California.
In other humiliating Britney news, the New York Daily News reveals:
Celeb snipers are bidding on pics of [Britney's] bare behind. The asking price for the shots – which show Britney playing dress-up with two dancers at New York’s nightclub on Feb. 12 – currently hovers at $150,000. But even more damaging is video footage that may follow – Britney’s dancer buddies are telling friends that the club let them go when management discovered a security video of them doing some serious partying with the mother of two. Said another source, “If that thing goes on the Internet, there’s going to be big trouble. It might be what they need to take [Spears'] kids away from her.”
I’m guessing the “serious partying” involves cocaine and lesbian threesomes if it’s bad enough to lose custody of her children. It’s my understanding that the courts tend to frown on geeking it up with strippers in your off time. Same goes for beer bonging and giving blowjobs in the parking lot of the Winn-Dixie for meth. And, as side note, she’s got to be the worst bulimic I’ve ever seen. For Christ’s sake, she can’t even do purging right. The only way Britney could be more of a colossal failure is if she somehow failed at failing. And it’s almost impossible to fail at failing and not by definition succeed, but I bet Britney could somehow manage it.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
She looks like Tim Curry in drag, only not as sexy.
Mar 12th, 2007
oshkosh
This couldn’t get any better unless footage surfaces of Britney masturbating at a bus stop or picking her nose and eating it, or perhaps trying to pay for a bag of Cheetos with marbles and Chuck E. Cheese tokens while crying.
Mar 12th, 2007
litelysalted
It’s been so boring lately with Britney in rehab, thank goodness for this. Seriously, if I had to look at Kirsten Dunst at the beach one more time I was gonna swear off gossip blogs FOR GOOD this time.
It’s awesome that Brit fucks up so bad that past acts of whorishness can retroactively keep us entertained while she’s “on hiatus.” That takes a special kind of entertainer, for sure.
Mar 12th, 2007
litelysalted
entertainer, even.
Mar 12th, 2007
Mrs. B
Can anyone tell me why she’s such a TRASHY little thing? I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but…
Mar 12th, 2007
Xan
if she’s so bulimic, then why is she still fat?
Mar 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Those chicks need more cow bell………………..
Mar 13th, 2007
Damn I'm Cute
She has got to be the world’s fattest bulimic.
Mar 13th, 2007
Helly
And in that red dress, why are her breasts wet….? Do I even want to know the answer to that loaded question….?
Mar 13th, 2007
ZOE
Bulimics can be fat or thin! They tend to maintain the same weight rather than lose any, that’s why the condition is so easy to hide from people! Britney is only fat in the celeb world.. I would consider a uk 8 us 4 as slim! If you are smaller than a size 4 yourself and aren’t one of those people with an abnormally fast metabolism you probably have an eating disorder too!
Mar 15th, 2007
Alexandra
I feel soo bad for her .. She has two beautiful children and shes out doing this im soo confused ? Look she is in everyones eyes trailer trash but im not going to think like im going to throw her a bone or should i throw her a verse from the Bible ?
Mar 16th, 2007
brits fan
britney is very beautiful her body has been perfect forever why can’t she look like a mother now? What is so wrong with this woman being average for once…oh and fat my ass…she isn’t fat I am 5.4 and weigh in at 118-124 usually, fluctuation sucks…and everyone I know know that I have had bulimia since I was six and “anorexia” twice, and next to britney I would prob. look huge…the woman is in hollywood next to Paris Hilton, a woman that prob. weighs less than I did with anorexia two years ago, of course she isn’t going to look thin next to the emaciated Hollywood celebs of today!
Jun 27th, 2007
Who Cares Really?
She has never said she was an intelligent god fearing woman, she is famous for one thing and that is singing. Who cares if her ass is a little big or she blew someone for coc. I think doing crazy things is part of being rich and famous. If I were her i wouldnt give a fuck what people think, I would blow who I liked and fuck whom I like, take as much drugs as I liked and still have enough time to devote to my kids. Your all fucking hypocrites If half of what you people had done while drunk or between the sheets was known you wouldnt have the guts to open the door to get your morning newspaper.
Paris hilton hasnt done anything but be born rich, How the fuck can you blame her for having no respect for money. How could she? blame her father.
The media believe that if you smoke dope or have pre marital sex your a crack ho. For fuck sake open your eyes this isnt the 50s anymore. A woman can fuck who she pleases or eat what she wants if you dont like it then dont buy or listen to her music, thats your only choice.
Obese = Fat | Fat = Normal weight | Normal weight = skinny bitch who can do nothing else but look a certain way because thats what she reads in magazines. and for those who are naturally thin, well done you get an empty gold star.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
Aug 11th, 2007
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