JLo and Marc Anthony on the Rocks
Jenny from the Block and her warlock husband Marc Anthony aren’t as magically in love as their public facade would have you believe. According to Page Six,
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are lovey-dovey in public, but insiders say they’ve hit a rough patch in their marriage. “There was a fight on New Year’s Eve… There was a fight after she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago, there was an issue.” A friend of both said, “They fight, sure, but everyone fights.” A rep for Lopez said, “They’re fine.”
I heard they argue about his insisting she call him “Morlune of the Shadowed Remains” while they’re doing it. And about his love of Brylcreem and all things greasy and unattractive. Being legally tethered to the ugliest man on Earth isn’t exactly a basket of fucking fruit, you know. It’s more like a big basket of “Magic: the Gathering” and “regret.”
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Sorceressss
See, that’s what happens when you marry a corpse… It just never works. Sheesh, didn’t she ever see “Night of the Living Dead”?
Mar 12th, 2007
sonya
Let’s just be thankful that they haven’t spawned yet.
Mar 12th, 2007
Tine
I hope she dumps him STAT. Could you imagine his fuck faces? Hate.
Mar 12th, 2007
abby
I’m starting my own jihad against ugly people. It involves sewers and flame-throwers. And a “Praise be to Allah!”
Mar 12th, 2007
sonya
@Tine
I’d imagine it looks like a pasty toad being zapped up his rectum with a cattle prod. I’m pretty sure there’d also be some milky substance being vomited at some point.
Mar 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
One night she forgot to pick up cheese from the grocery store, and the rat got mad……….
Mar 13th, 2007
Francesca
The skin on his skull really does seem to be shrinking and sinking right off of his skull as we watch.
Aug 12th, 2007
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