Paris Hilton’s Nipples
Even though these are Paris Hilton’s nipples, they’re still technically nipples, and therefore by default newsworthy. So despite knowing you’ve already seen them 37,000 times before, here you are again. Nipples. Meh. It’d be nice to see something shocking and unexpected from the heiress for once, you know? I don’t mean like her puss or her and her friends dumping coke all over their chests and calling people niggers and faggots. I was thinking something more along the lines of “Paris Hilton dancing Agamemnon at Jacob’s Pillow,” or “Paris Hilton reciting Edmund’s soliloquy from Act I, Scene II of King Lear.” Or “Paris Hilton not being a spoiled overexposed skanky cunt.” Yeeeah… no. You get nipples instead. Knock yourselves out.
More nipples after the jump.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Hugh
Yawn!
Mar 12th, 2007
audrey
I can hear her brain working already…thinking a little display of nipples will dazzle us stupid so we will forget that she is a racist, herpes ridden whore.
Mar 12th, 2007
sonya
Why is she holding pictures of herself?
And be shocking and WEAR A FREAKIN’ BRA ALREADY! Yes, Paris, everyone knows you have nipples, all women have nipples. Get over it.
Mar 12th, 2007
tootle
that’s not a picture of herself. it’s jenna jameson. which is more confusing than her holding a picture of herself.
Mar 12th, 2007
Tine
I think it’s one of those shirts where it’s not see through until a flash from the camera hits it…nonetheless she prob knows by now what kind of material has that affect.
Mar 12th, 2007
Sorceressss
Ditto Hugh!!
Mar 12th, 2007
oshkosh
I could draw an accurate life-sized portrait of her vulva with my eyes closed, not to mention that I will never be able not know what her nipples look like. But I guess I could always use a reminder.
Mar 12th, 2007
Fabiola Thing
Not loving the outfit.
Mar 12th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I heard she got a boob job, I just don’t know which ten year old boy she took them from…………
Mar 13th, 2007
Ashley
That’s the tackiest outfit of the 21st century, or is it the 22nd century? either or it’s hidieous! im poor and i can still wear an outfit that doesn’t look like total ass!
Mar 13th, 2007
Rick
Funny thing is, the one thing that stood out to me, the car keys. Didn’t I just read recentley that her license is suspended?? Maybe that is why she is wearing the outfit, she is hoping that shirt will be her “Get Out Of Jail Free” card.
Mar 14th, 2007
leinink
I know she’s a slut and overexposed, but I thought this was a pretty tasteful/tasty photo.
Mar 14th, 2007
me
I love the skirt and hate her. Those are DEFINITELY pictures of herself she is holding. The first pic is from her Guess ad 3 or 4 years ago…so sad.
Mar 14th, 2007
poopypantz
how sexy
Mar 16th, 2007
Alexandra
Poor thing she by far has to be the most embarrassing person in all of Hollywood !!!!!!!!!!!! I feel sooo bad for her poor thing she thinks those are nipples … All she needs to put icing on the cake to get a boob job .. Hey paris that sound like a new idea to add to your list of BULLSH*T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 16th, 2007
jon
I for the life of me have no idea why so many people hate paris.It is true she is spoiled but thats understandable. I think 9.8% of the people who hate her actualy are just jelous that they arent beautiful and have millions of dollars. That by the way she works for though its not nessasary.
Jan 13th, 2008
Mike
SHE IS FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this HOT SEXY woman!!!!!
Feb 15th, 2008
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