Mar 13, 2007
Ashlee Simpson’s Chin Bigger than Ever
Tags: Ashlee Simpson
Ashlee Simpson had a covert hair session with fellow Simpson stylist Ken Paves yesterday, although it’s nearly impossible to notice the results of the blowout with that goddamn chin of hers in the way. I keep expecting it to magically disappear, like the hump that magically vanished from her nose, but for some reason she’s sticking with it. Character, I guess. Wabi-Sabi. Like Cindy Crawford’s mole or that guy who had an extra mouth growing out of the side of his face. A hideous facial deformity to some; to others, a — um, a … I got nothin’. It’s just fucking gross.
More of Ashlee and her chin after the jump.
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
She looks like a backwoods hillbilly in that first picture. I half expect her to start talking like Boomhauer from King of the Hill. I tell you what man…
Mar 13th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
It just goes to show, you cannot destroy ugly, only hide it. Of course in the end, ugly will always prevail, like evil.
Mar 13th, 2007
dannygutters
wabi-sabi, HA!
Mar 13th, 2007
sonya
“Ashlee Simpson’s Chin. Now, More Than Ever.”
Mar 13th, 2007
He-Man
She is so awful I wonder how she finds the courage to appear in public.
Mar 13th, 2007
angela
who told her that a long chin was cute? Now she looks more deformed and still has no talent.
Mar 13th, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
ha ha, maybe she should start a rock band called Chinacious D…ha ha…she is ugly, stupid and talentless and has no right leaving the house.
Mar 13th, 2007
www.celebritypwn.com
Shes really cute but needs to have that chin taken care of next. Shes like the only girl that plastic surgery made her amazingly cute. Right?
Mar 13th, 2007
Jeffy
I thought she was really cute before the plastic surgery, and I still think she looks cute. She has an amazing body.
Mar 14th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Is that one of the dudes from Hanson?
Mar 14th, 2007
The Dutchess
She looks nice from the front but I’m her fatrher, so….
Mar 14th, 2007
viktor bout
that’s a huuggeee chin. you have to duck everytime she turns her head.
Mar 15th, 2007
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