Fergie Still Beautiful as Ever
It’s almost redundant at this point to keep making fun of Fergie, but for the love of God, what do you expect me to do? She insists on being seen in public, begging me to mock her. Why else would she be outside? And waving to the cameras? “Here I am! Over here! No, the ugly one! With the fanny pack!” It’s because she wants me to hurl trash at her from my car windows and make fun of her mannishness. Well, I, for one, am NOT going to do it. I’m not going to say she looks like she’s in training for the Special Olympics or that my grandmother wears those same glasses for her cataracts. And I’m not going to draw a puking face over her pictures using semi-colons and asterisks, even though I know how to do it. And I’m definitely not going to point out that her skin has the texture of aged bleu cheese. No, sir. It’s just too easy, and I don’t like being manipulated.
More of the lovely Ferg after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Dragulf
You know as well as I do that she would win the special olympics Abby.
Stop throwing stuff at your auntie and go give her a hug!
Mar 13th, 2007
Helly
Who waves while they run?!
Mar 13th, 2007
abby
Retarded people.
Mar 13th, 2007
sonya
How many bottles does she need to strap to her waist?
And her legs remind me of a Tyrannosaur’s. Especially in that 3rd picture. All sinewy and chewy.
Mar 13th, 2007
oshkosh
Something about her upper lip makes me want to kick girlscouts in the pussy. And then take their sweet, sweet cookies.
Mar 13th, 2007
Gum Dumpster
Not even Batman needs that much stuff on his utility belt, but then again Batman’s not retarded.
Mar 13th, 2007
One
It’s a man baby yeeah! Metholicious, My Pipe is so Big, Ridiculous!
Mar 13th, 2007
viktor bout
i don’t see what todays generation see in this pathetic creature…
Mar 14th, 2007
He-Man
That was so awful.
Mar 14th, 2007
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