Mar 14, 2007
Janice Dickinson Possibly the Grim Reaper
Have you ever felt the icy hand of death? No? Well, now you’ve at least seen it. It belongs to one Janice Dickinson, who apparently moonlights as the grim reaper in her off time. Hands like those aren’t of this realm. Or it could be that it spent the better part of a decade immersed in battery acid and formaldehyde. I hear that’s how they’re preserving old people these days. Impervious to dust, rust, and root rot, yes, but the smell is just unholy.
More of the death claw after the jump.
26 Comments, Comment or Ping
Helly
Oh. Dear. Sweet. Baby. Jesus. Christ.
Make the nasty lady go away Mummy….
Mar 14th, 2007
ZeZe
that forehead looks like a victim of craniodiaphyseal dysplasia.
It’s fucking huge.
Mar 14th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
You need an ancient Egyptian dagger to kill this thing.
Mar 14th, 2007
RichPort
Fuck that 101 year old woman, I’d like to punch this old bitch in the face and shatter her plastic jaw.
Mar 14th, 2007
Gum Dumpster
Those are the veiniest hands/arms I’ve ever seen.
Mar 14th, 2007
sonya
She’s Angelina’s twin-hand sister.
Mar 14th, 2007
pook
but keep in mind that Angelina is thirty ans Janice is over fifty. When u r that old its obious ur looks are going but what Angelina’s excuse?
Mar 14th, 2007
Italian Stallion
It’s like getting a happy ending from a ninety year old lady. Trust me when I say, it’s not the best thing ever. My friends lied…………
Mar 14th, 2007
Xan
i guess the hands do show your true age. seeing as you cant really get cosmetic surgery on that area.
Mar 14th, 2007
Tine
Why is she pulling her shirt down in the first place? I mean I can understand how the Grim Reaper needs to adjust her bra - but for a photographer?
Mar 14th, 2007
Carley
OY ITCH MON! IZ THE THE DIRECT DECENDANT OF LUCIFER!
wait…-no no its just Janice
Ha one time I was a tthis old folkies home(dont ask) and This old foly woman started talking to me about pianoes(?!)
and all I could do was stare at her crackly, veiny, claws of death.
I thought there could never be anyone with more astonishingly creepy hands.
but yet-I am proven wrong.
There is Janice.
Dont you sometimes wonder if Celebrities with Major plastic Surgery -aging aids- KNOW that they look horrific?
To me, They obviously seem to be clueless. but hey Celebrities arent heere to be smart! their here to Entertain and aMaze!
like our little sain-impared, bald headed, trailor trash moldy little tastey biscuit. Britterzzzzz(YEOWWWCHA!)
Mar 14th, 2007
bionic bunny
yeah, WTF is she doing? it looks like she’s confused her boob with a giant zit in that first pic!
euwww!
Mar 14th, 2007
Bea Gass
love, Love, LOVE Janice!!!
Mar 14th, 2007
daman
man who’s the blond with her, she’s bangin
Mar 15th, 2007
viktor bout
omg… her arms… my 110 year old grandmother has better skin than that and she died 26 years ago. that’s disgusting.
Mar 15th, 2007
Slappy
Wow love those hands around my cock!
Mar 15th, 2007
Janice's model
OMG! YALL R SO FN MEAN!!SHE IS NOT A BITCH!YALL R THE FN HATERS. YALL NEED TO STOP HATIN ON THIS WOMEN YALL JUST MAD CUZ YALL AINT HER. I NOE YALL WOULDNT LIKE IT IF PEOPLE SAID THAT ABOUT YALL.THIS MY GIRL. AND ALL YALL NOE YALL DID SHIT LIKE DIS BEFORE SO YALL NEED TO GO SIT YALL LIL HATIN ASSES DOWN AND FN SHUT UP. NOW HOW YOU DERN?
I LOVE YOU JANICE SEE YOU LATER!!!!!1
Mar 20th, 2007
DolphinRapist
DEMON!!!!! DEMON!!!!!!
Apr 3rd, 2007
SomeGirl
My stomach turned when I saw this. Grim Reaper for sure…
She looks sooo bad.
Apr 4th, 2007
TheMOD
WTF???
I think shes the first person thats starting to decompose while still alive LMAO
Die fiend DDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!
May 29th, 2007
Gina
Has this poor woman heard of less is more? Her look is very 1940’s and 1950’s! You can peel her make up off with a spatula and the drawn on eyebrows and jet black hair with the AWFUL hair weave. She would be alot more beautiful if she toned things down. I love ya Janice buit trust me ,less is more.
Jul 15th, 2007
King Kobra Killer
You all sound like a bunch of fat, ugly, spoiled rich, faggy fashion school students… oh wait, you are. Fuck off and get a life. I’m sure those “dead ugly demon hands” really depress her as she counts out huge stacks of money. Keeping talking shit from the side lines you pathetic bitches, you are losers.
Aug 17th, 2007
sweetie
Uurgghh.. she should always leave the house wearing sleeves.i have never seen a hand/arm like that one..not one that was real anyway. I will never forget it now i’ve seen it!, but that’s not necessarily a good thing!…hideous.
Nov 4th, 2007
Heather C'Dale
these pics would be great for a birthday card…like one of those funny ones about aging.
Dec 9th, 2007
mila
if she spent half the time scrutinizing herself like she does her “models” maybe she wouldn’t be such a witch. i mean come on, Tyra Banks is NOT fat. She’s lookin damn good and she has a banging body…unlike Janice who is the epitome of decrepid
Dec 16th, 2007
brad
she is so hot id gladly wake up to her every morning
Apr 27th, 2008
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