Quickies: Blood, Sweat and Tears

Mar 14, 2007

Into “orgiastic bombast?” “300” is where you want to be this weekend. (Pajiba)

Britney Spears meets a man in AA. (Evil Beet)

Lindsay Lohan keeps trying to kill people with her car. (Egotastic)

Sneak a peek at Ashley Olsen’s training bra. (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson wants to adopt. (Fatback)

Evangeline Lilly loses her bikini bottoms. (CelebNewsWire)

BarbadoSlim

I still have no fucking clue who Evangeline Lilly is supposed to be. Does she have an alternate porn name? And about “300″ I’ll save you 10 bucks and the embarrassment of looking at many muscled sweaty men and getting “conflicting confusing feelings”: They go in, they get killed, the end.

Mar 14th, 2007
Dragulf

Sounds like Titanic.

Mar 14th, 2007
Tine

Britney is wearing a cute dress - like the first one ever for her - course she fucked it up with that coat but nonetheless…Evangeline Lilly is that dumb bitch that said she wished she was ugly because it’s hard having people stare at her beauty…made me instantly fall in hate with her.

Mar 14th, 2007
ZeZe

I don’t know what they are talking about when they say you can’t disgard children when you grow bored of them. Isn’t that what those funny little yellow signs are for at the fire station?
I’ve already traded in four. I mean, you can only take so much stenchy vomit and who wants to clean up something that constantly shits their own pants?
I have standards.
Those cute little fluffy puppies look so darn adorable in my bags. Much cuter than some whiney three foot tall cry baby.
Shut that shit up already.

Mar 14th, 2007