More of Christina Aguilera’s Sex Games
In case the tale of “naked Sundays” wasn’t enough for you, Christina Aguilera has even more nauseating sex stories to share today. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Christina Aguilera loves playing naughty doctors-and-nurses sex games with husband Jordan Bratman. The ‘Dirrty’ singer confessed she and music producer Jordan often indulge in racy role-play to spice up their love life, and enjoy dressing up in sexy costumes. Christina [said,] “I got Jordan a doctor’s outfit with a doctor’s bag full of toys - and I wore the naughty nurse’s costume, of course.”
I hope the “bag full of toys” included a blindfold and a barf bag. Or two or three bottles of vodka, because I’m sure you’d need to be rip-roarin’ drunk before you got a load of Jordan Bratman naked. Maybe even an eye-gouge and a chastity belt. I’d rather be blind than have that pile of chubby anywhere near my precious hoo-ha.
More of Nurse Nasty and some guy that is NOT her husband at the Vancouver/Minnesota Game after the jump.
24 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
We get it , we get it Greasetina, you like to have a lot of sex with your little rat boy, and you probably don’t shower afterwards jeeeeeez, and gross.
Mar 15th, 2007
Dragulf
I want to make babies with her. I’ll get a vasectomy first then tell her after 15 years of trying! “Let’s keep trying hun, I know I want a little girl too!”
Mar 15th, 2007
Tine
Fuck Christina - who is that guy she is sitting with? I would sit on his face in a second.
Mar 15th, 2007
Showgrrrl
Um yeah, I would hit that. That man is who she probably SHOULD be married to, if looks were kept on par with each other. *sigh* It’s just heartbreaking how the uglies sometimes get quite a catch!
Mar 15th, 2007
Italian Stallion
Is that her Jew husband dressed up like a killer whale? Well, at least when they role play she covers his whole body……………
Mar 15th, 2007
abby
I’d use that stubble to exfoliate my lady parts. Yum.
Mar 15th, 2007
LadyJane
That’s the Vancouver Canucks mascot. I am now officially ashamed of being a Canadian.
Mar 15th, 2007
sonya
@Stallion
Yuck, then he gets to “Free Willy”…
Mar 15th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I wasn’t thinking that far along, but seriously, yuck……………..
Mar 15th, 2007
d. c.
She’s on her way to being a full fledged lush. Girl is sad and angry she still has to do her slutty thing after all those hard years of starving, exercising and working..
Mar 15th, 2007
Damn I'm Cute
Their sex games are fine with me as long as the doctor (her ugly husband) sticks a needle into her breasts and sucks the silicone out.
Mar 15th, 2007
Butta P
She’s happy….HATERZZZ!!!!
Mar 16th, 2007
Babydaffy
OMG Why the fuck are you guys so mean?! Are you haters because you don’t have a man? Or just feel like you have to speak down on other people because you look like shit?! Christina is beautiful and her man is not my type, but he’s not ugly either. Damn you guys act like he’s fuckin fat joe or something! And I swear anyone who hates Christina is a funkin loser! To hate on someone who you don’t even know, and has done nothin bad to anyone is just stupid! Yall need to be hatin on fake ass artist who talk about nothin but violence, drugs, and hoe’s! Like 50 Cent or something! (Damn I had to get that off my chest!)
P.S. And don’t forget just stop drinkin the Haterade people!
Mar 16th, 2007
Boilerman
Babydaffy I think you hit the nail directly on the head.
Mar 16th, 2007
poopypantz
hello, i am random
Mar 16th, 2007
lady garden
i’m just turned on-seriously, who is he?
Mar 16th, 2007
ANTONIO
C.A U STILL DONT LOOK HAPPY WHATS UP
Mar 16th, 2007
brit
“some guy” is her stylist.. and honestly, jordan isnt really that bad.. he just isnt the type of guy we expect someone as gorgeous as christina to marry thats all. all that matters is how he makes her feel, so id say he’s a pretty damn good choice.
Mar 16th, 2007
Carlos
Wow, they’ve been married about 10 minutes, and she already has to pretend Jason is somebody else? For her next game, she’s gonna pretend that she’s looking for a male prostitute because this geek can’t satisfy her gaping hole, but she won’t be playing.
Mar 16th, 2007
TJ
I love grisdiinaaaa. I want to hold her in my armz and pad her boddom and lig her puzzy.
Grisdinaaaaaa, you’re my babyyyyyy.
Sep 13th, 2007
khkhvfygrt
Hi. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I LIKE FUCKING MY MOM!!!!!
Dec 8th, 2007
con
I dont get it why did she marry that bloke, he looks like hes been shot out of a cannon (i know its not the guy in the picture above). His ears are batty and his nose is bent and hes chubby and his face isnt purpostioned right. Im better lookin than him, bloody hell. Shes FIT though if I was in his position I would spend alot of time with her. (Mainly in bed). LOL.
Jan 1st, 2008
Kapten Swastika
I feel really sorry for Christina for marrying a jew.
Mar 7th, 2009
Harold Curby
Christina Aguilera in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://christina-aguilera-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=98976594&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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