Eva Longoria has replaced Mischa Barton as the new face of Bebe. Perez Hilton reports:

The Desperate Housewives star was named the new spokeswhore for the clothier and they celebrated her at a party in West Hollywood at the Mondrian Hotel on Wednesday.

Good, because what Eva Longoria needs is a little more self-esteem. She just doesn’t radiate “confidence.” A job that suggests she’s attractive and therefore worthy of attention ought to do her a world of good. She’s just so humble and down-to-earth. I’ve never heard a bad word uttered about Eva Longoria. Well, unless you count “She’s a fucking egocentric cooze who thinks she’s fucking gorgeous and I hope she fucking dies in a fire.” I did hear that on the set of Desperate Housewives. About twenty times. And at her birthday party, and from her mother’s hospital bed. Other than that, she’s pretty much regarded as a saint.

More of Eva dodging the spotlight at her party after the jump.