Lindsay Lohan Still Drunk, Possibly Reality Star
Not that you weren’t already expecting this, but it seems that Lindsay Lohan’s little stint in rehab didn’t quite take. According to Page Six,
Lindsay Lohan [has] been out every night since last week, hitting the hot spots - and the booze. The newly blond starlet was with Jude Law at The Box both Friday and Saturday nights, where spies said she was “drinking champagne.” She also partied at Stereo last Friday, Butter and Bungalow 8 on Monday, and had plans to hit the Plumm last night with pal Charlotte Ronson.
She better get back on the wagon to clean and sober if she wants a spot on her daddy’s new reality show. The Post-Chronicle reports:
Lindsay’s father Michael, who was released from prison Tuesday, wants to be stranded on a desert island with Lindsay, Paris [Hilton], Jessica Simpson and their fathers. Producer Brett Hudson said: “Michael is very creative. You can see where Lindsay got her drive and her talent. He has a few reality shows he wants to pitch - including one in which he and Lindsay are put on a desert island with Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and their dads.”
Every now and then, a “heartbreaking work of staggering genius” comes along and punches you square in the face. I think Michael Lohan is really on to something here. He’ll be our generation’s Arthur Miller, scripting a reality that hinges on avant-garde and cataclysmic all at once. And I bet there’d be boobs, too. I know I’d watch just to see Joe Simpson slipping his daughter the old “patronly penis.”
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
Xan
she’s prolly not addicted tot he buzz, but to the night life itself. *shrug*
Mar 16th, 2007
abby
And all the blow and celebrity cock.
Mar 16th, 2007
sonya
So basically the show would be about incestuous relationships?
Mar 16th, 2007
Gum Dumpster
As bad as things are going for Lindsay I don’t think she’s quite at the point of needing to do reality TV, but that is a day not far off and one which I am anticipating with girlish glee.
Mar 16th, 2007
Showgrrrl
Holy lips in this picture… hell, she’s so young, and already hitting the collagen! Yeeesh.
Mar 16th, 2007
beerdotcom182
It looks like someone punched her in the face. Please God someone punch her in the face!! I’d do it but I’m a gentleman……having said that I’d still do her unconcious body after someone else punches her in the face.
Mar 16th, 2007
abby
beerdotcom182, were you by chance my prom date in ‘95? I’m pretty sure that’s the year I ended up unconscious and pregnant.
Mar 16th, 2007
beerdotcom182
That sounds familiar………except I always blow my load on the face.
Mar 16th, 2007
Anonymous
Denise Richards? Is that you???
Mar 16th, 2007
Italian Stallion
I knocked her out, except I didn’t punch her. I slapped her across the face with my Italian sausage. So……Technically you would be getting my sloppy seconds, beerdude…………….
Mar 16th, 2007
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