Mar 19, 2007
Jessica Simpson and Her Giant Sack
Jessica Simpson lugged around one hell of a big bag on her date with John Mayer over the weekend. It’s fucking huge. In fact, the only time I’ve ever come across a sack bigger than Jessica’s here, it was swinging between the legs of Cisco Adler. His might not have any zippered pockets or removable straps, but boy, is it ever roomy. And besides, neutral colors go with everything!
More of Jess and her enormous sack after the jump.
14 Comments, Comment or Ping
BarbadoSlim
Last time my wife carried a bag that big we had picked-up this hitchhiker and one thing led to another and yadda yadda yadda so we dissolved the torso we had to get rid of leftover body parts….Soooo anyway, is Jessica a serial killer?
Mar 19th, 2007
abby
If she isn’t, then John Mayer definitely is. He’s got those crazy eyes. I bet he’s planning on carving Jessica Simpson into a wall tapestry.
Mar 19th, 2007
stevie
Is she hiding her sister in that thing?
Mar 19th, 2007
sonya
She’s gotta be hiding something in that. She’s being awfully protective of it.
Mar 19th, 2007
Flea
Is that giant thing being used to hide a little beer gut? Look at the last picture. Or maybe she wanted to shoplift a microwave at some point in the evening.
Mar 19th, 2007
Showgrrrl
Nobody has pointed out John Mayer’s MAN PURSE! They are going to live happily ever after as handbag hags. How ghey.
Mar 19th, 2007
cote
LOVE HER HEAR
Mar 19th, 2007
abby
I believe you mean “European carryall,” Showgrrl. And you know you’re a puss when your girlfriend’s sack is bigger than yours. Damn, I should have worked that into the post!
Mar 19th, 2007
Showgrrrl
European Carryall, Man Purse… It’s all the same faggadocious accessorizing to me.
And you’re right - now we KNOW what a puss he is, just from the size of their comparative sacks. Because his music wasn’t enough of an indicator, I’m sure. hah
Mar 19th, 2007
Showgrrrl
Ahem… effing server ate my eloquent response!! ARGH!
European Carryall, Man Purse…. it’s all the same faggadocious accessorizing to me!
But you’re right - we now have quantitative evidencde that he is, in fact, a puss. Because one would never have come to that conclusion by listening to his music alone…
Mar 19th, 2007
Showgrrrl
OH BLOODY HELL!
look, there it is again… well, now you have rough draft and final proof…
Mar 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
LOL @ barbado!
showgrrl loses points for spelling
Mar 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
p.s.
she’s smuggling weasles in that thing.
Mar 19th, 2007
Beau-Jangles
My God, what on earth can she have in that great big bag!? I’m surprised she hasn’t injured her back toting that great bag around!
Mar 20th, 2007
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