Kirsten Dunst Will Take Your Breath Away
You know what happens when you let your penis soak in hot brine for an hour before laying it on a table and dropping a cinder block on it? Yeah? Then rubbing it down with shards of broken glass and Astro Turf and setting it on fire? Well, that’s about the same response your penis will have to these pictures of the lovely Kirsten Dunst. She and her supposed new boyfriend Johnny Borrell took in a concert in Austin, Texas over the weekend. He’s a real looker, too. My vagina actually curled up inside itself when it saw these photographs and sobbed. I’m not entirely sure, but I think it might have also thrown up somewhere along the way. Or else I have a wicked yeast infection. I guess won’t know for sure until I get my vagina a safe distance from the computer.
One more of beautybeast and the beast after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Helly
Oh man, imagine what their snaggletoothed babies will look like.
What a marvellous sight it truly is to behold.
Mar 19th, 2007
sonya
I’m sorry, there’s a beauty somewhere in this picture? Would you be so kind as to point it out? Thank you.
Mar 19th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Kiki looks…..hmmmmmm…..unclean.
Mar 19th, 2007
beerdotcom182
Good Lord! They both have the “british teeth” thing going on. You sure this pic isn’t of a couple of hippys circa woodstock?
Mar 19th, 2007
Maria
OK, I will try soaking my penis in hot brine for an hour and see what happens… lol.
Mar 19th, 2007
abby
Both, if that’ not a match made in ugly heaven, I don’t know what is.
Mar 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
they’re at a concert??? were they court-ordered to attend? i mean, they’re just sort of “yay.
whoopee. oh joy. oh rapture. are we having fun yet?”
i think i’ve had more fun having a root canal. no, i know i have. CO2 is awesome.
Mar 19th, 2007
sonya
Buns–I think Kirsten actually has her eyes closed in that first picture. Kiki fugly boyfriend concert sleeping smoking= zzzzzzzz….
*snort!* Oh, I’m sorry, I was drooling on my pillow.
Mar 19th, 2007
sonya
heeyy…it didn’t post my “plus” signs! That makes no sense up there with out them (kiki plus fugly boyfriend plus…)
Mar 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
glad you explained that! i noticed the same thing. and, i, um, didn’t *ahem* SEE the other pix.
sorry.
Mar 19th, 2007
Damn I'm Cute
Yeah, she takes my breath away and breathes really stinky breath my way. Damn ciggies.
Mar 20th, 2007
J.B.K.
I think Kirsten Dunst still looks sexy as hell…only problem I have is with the cigarette. Yes, I know…I’m the only guy on the planet that doesn’t find chicks smoking to be attractive…oh, well screw it…or better yet…how about I screw Kirsten…:D
Mar 21st, 2007
D.I.E.
Johnny Borrell is openly gay. These two are friends. Watch who she dances with on the Stooges stage at SXSW. It’s not Johhnnnnnnny! He will remain nameless for now. She leaves the stage with this guy too. Sad,very sad that you people can’t think or even see for yourselves.YOU BUNCH OF NET SHEEP!
DON’T BOTHER TO RESPOND! I’LL NEVER SEE IT! LOSERS!
Mar 25th, 2007
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