Paris Hilton Also Blows Black Guys
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Get a good look at that photo up there, because if you’re at work, there’s no way in hell you can take a glimpse of the real shot of Paris Hilton parked in front of some black guy’s enormous wiener and not get fired. NSFW isn’t even the half of it. It’s just horrible. It’s the kind of penis that makes Cisco Adler’s ball sack seem a little on the smallish side. MediaTakeOut.com is claiming that the black man in the picture is Cee-Lo from Gnarls Barkley, and Paris Hilton supposedly blew him, and that’s about all I know here. I can’t even verify if that’s really Paris’ head or not. It could have been photoshopped on some girl’s body, or Paris could have an evil twin cousin. I just don’t know. But what I can tell you is that this is precisely why I lock my car windows and run screaming in the other direction whenever a black man gets too close. It’s nothing against the black people themselves; it’s just that I don’t want to get fucked with something the size of a cricket bat. A puss doesn’t just “bounce back,” you know. I once heard about this girl whose uterus actually fell out of her vagina two months after she had a twelve pound baby, and I figure giving birth to a twelve pounder is probably the equivalent of getting tagged by a medium-sized black guy. On the other hand, I don’t bat an eye when an Asian guy approaches. He could probably rape me in both orifices — provided I hadn’t already kicked his tiny ass first — and only get a “Wait, is it in yet?” out of me.
34 Comments, Comment or Ping
Xan
WOW!!!!!!!!
Mar 19th, 2007
Nooken
Cee-Lo is a bit more on the chubby side isn’t he? I want to believe that’s not a fake but God just doesn’t like me that much.
Mar 19th, 2007
indeed
The photo looks like a fake ie cut/paste Paris’s face on some lady’s body.
Legit-
1) The resolution of her face does not match the rest of the scene
2) There seems to be an odd shadow pattern off the left side of her face. I believe that shadow is the background from the original photo of Paris.
3) Her super light hair color within the oval doesn’t match the rest of her hair.
4) One can almost discern the oval area that was cut/pasted into the photo (with minor additions on the edges to blend the two photos. (The “oval area” extends from her chin, to the round shadow to her left [photo right], to the super light part of her har,and down back to her chin)
Circumstantial-
3) Seems like an odd facial expression for that context. She seems to be staring off very very far way.
4) Wouldn’t the photographer take a few action shots as well? i think he would unless the could only make one fake.
I am not saying ‘I don’t think paris has never been with a black guy’ but this isn’t a photo of it.
and yeah, ceilo is fatter.
Mar 19th, 2007
yummyjuicebox
Indeed, good eye! One other discrepancy I noticed immediately is that I’ve never seen Paris with acrylic nails.
Mar 19th, 2007
bionic bunny
i’m more concerned with indeed’s detailed inspection of the picture! that is one mad anaconda, there.
Mar 19th, 2007
CruisingforCock
Real Paris or fake Paris….who cares….seriously, that is a huge COCK. Why is it pink at the top?
Mar 19th, 2007
zanna
That’s not a huge cock.
Mar 19th, 2007
Jas
It is pink on top from the circumcision scar.
Mar 19th, 2007
Boing
No real. Paris has been caught saying numerous times that she doesn’t like black people.
Mar 20th, 2007
JR
Yeah, just a photoshop trick…and the cock is not so huge.
Mar 20th, 2007
abby
What do you mean, “That’s not a huge cock?” Look at the girth, and then look at Paris’ mouth. Explain to me. It’s a simple issue of ratios, and Paris has a pretty big fucking mouth, so if that guy’s cock can barely fit in that piehole, his wiener is big. Period. It’s called “math,” sluts.
Mar 20th, 2007
RichPort
Please, Paris would suck off a Rottweiler before she ever sucked a Black man’s… what’s that..? REALLY? Oh…
Mar 20th, 2007
ZeZe
I cant even concentrate on the face long enough to tell if its been shopped or not. That meatwand is Just too big.
Mar 20th, 2007
pimp123456
why dont they just leave her be if she likes black penis go head i just know ill sleep the same everynite. even though its wrong
Mar 21st, 2007
Anon
Another reason this isn’t really Paris. Notice the air conditioning unit in the background below the window, and the carpet. This pic was obviously taken at a cheap motel. Why would Paris HILTON need to suck dick in a place like that? Also, her left boob (our right) seems to dissapear into that thing on the carpet, another sign of photoshopping. This is probably a still taken from an ameteur porno.
Mar 21st, 2007
Shan
That is obviously fake. (to the person who said paris doesn’t like black people…For paris to hate black people she sure has a lot of Black friends. She even starred in a black rappers video. She’s a fake person but her acting skills aren’t good enough to play off being racist)
Her hair never looks that bad, the girl is vain she’s not gonna take a picture looking that bad on purpose. Paris also gained a few pounds..not that she’s fat or anything but she hasn’t been that thin in a while. The black guy isn’t ceelo, ceelo is happily married (ugly as sin) and not rich enough or famous enough to be with paris.
Mar 21st, 2007
John
First of all the nails and 40 year old lady hands give it away. Secondly, would Paris really do a chubby guy with a nasty circumcision? Seems like she prefers hottie Greek heirs.
Mar 22nd, 2007
Mike S
I agree with indeed, plus her head looks larger against the body, obviously fake. She did however suck my dick once!
Mar 22nd, 2007
Nick S
Why does this Paris-ite keep getting press? Who the heck cares whether she goes down on black guys, indian guys or midgets for that matter. She isn’t even interesting enough to make me sick!
Mar 22nd, 2007
Mr. F
I can’t believe you made that joke about Asian men having small dicks and being tiny. It’s racist, it’s cheap, and it’s not even that fucking funny. Honestly, lift your game instead of having to resort to cheap jokes that were never funny in the first place.
Mar 25th, 2007
maverick
By the way,who the hell is paris hilton that every one has to be talkin abt,if she aint datin or takin black cock,who is loosin,am 100% believe that paris hilton or whatever she call her needs a black cock more than anythin else here on earth, if she ever says she dont like black people she is loosin and she is nothin in the world of show biz,well i know she aint the one in the pic right there,i tell u folks this,believe it or not,i have bang the hell out of paris hilton n she has suck my cock,i dont want to date paris for so many reason,if not she would have be my girl at the moment,i cant date a girl like that,neverrrrrrrrrr
Mar 25th, 2007
jck
here is the revelation
http://jckleinbourg.free.fr/parishiltonfake.pdf
Mar 29th, 2007
Gilbert
That’s not even a large penis!
Apr 9th, 2007
BiG-Tony
Fake as hell im pretty damn good in photoshop and i could achieve a picture like this
whoever supposenly took the pic is just tryin to get popular, come on people do you actually think paris hilton would post to a pic knowing it would be out on the press about 10 mins later?? nahhh
Apr 23rd, 2007
ashani
ashaniscott@hotmail.com am from jamaica
paris hilton dont have any pride…
every where she go people know who she is
a sucker of all races.
she is a model/porn star/less/ she is every thing
but no matter what happen i still like her she knows how to walk the runway……
i am studying to be a fashion designer.
i hope she can model my fashion
love you all..you go miss hilton
May 11th, 2007
savvy savs
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
That’s a funny picture, what a freak’n psycho I would never let her near me even if she wanted to suck me off. She might have crabs in her hair fungus and STD’s in her mouth, butt hole and vergina which most likely gets beat up regularly. OH MAN! WHAT KIND OF ZOO ANIMAL IS SHE! Give it up every body. I live in New York City but spend my summers in LA just to hang out, surf and yes the people out there are that stupid.
May 22nd, 2007
savvy savs
HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
That’s a funny picture, what a freak’n psycho I would never let her near me even if she wanted to suck me off. She might have crabs in her hair fungus and STD’s in her mouth but and vergina which most likely gets beat up regularly. OH MAN! WHAT KIND OF ZOO ANIMAL IS SHE! Give it up every body. I live in New York City but spend my summers in LA just to hang out surf and yes they are that stupid out there.
May 22nd, 2007
snowbunnie
i think thats hott. blowing chocolate guys is my favorite. nice and juicy get somefreaky shit
May 29th, 2007
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Jun 15th, 2007
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Jun 18th, 2007
d
deff not her look at the gheoot fab nails paris has never sported them
Jul 7th, 2007
deeeeeeeeeeeznutz
You can see the original girl’s hair coming out of the top and the right side of Paris’s shopped face.
Aug 31st, 2007
Mortal
I want watch video clip !!! with paris
Oct 11th, 2007
Alexsandra
Thats a huge, big, beautiful penis. I would absoulutely love it if someone sent me the bideo of htis
Apr 9th, 2009
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