The Barkers Reunited
An apparently un-pregnant Shanna Moakler has reconciled with estranged husband Travis Barker after a very public split last year. People magazine quotes Shanna as saying:
“While I hope one day to have more children with Travis, I am not pregnant… But yes, I’m madly in love with my husband.”
Well, in all honesty, it’s pretty hard to turn down the old “face between the legs” apology. You can tell it’s working by his submissive stance and her expression of piousness. Like a charm, that move. I once got pulled over in a stolen car — without my license, mind you — for reckless driving in a school zone, and to show the cop just how sorry I was, I dropped to my knees and planted my face in his crotch while he was writing up the ticket. I probably would have gotten off, too, if the elementary school hadn’t been letting out at the time of the incident. Apparently second graders aren’t supposed to see grownups performing fellatio on the sidewalk. Who knew? It would have worked, though, if my timing hadn’t been all wrong.
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BarbadoSlim
The very notion of not exposing human children to fellatio at the earliest possible age is absurd. My parents started me on porn as soon as I was off diapers, they were also communists.
Anyhoo no idea who the fuck these two are supposed to be.
Mar 20th, 2007
sonya
Travis Barker is/was(?) the drummer for Blink182.
I’d be very scared to take him back if I were her. He’s been with Paris “The Herp” Hilton.
Mar 20th, 2007
yo yo momma
Didn’t she slap the dick outta paris not tooo long ago?!?!
Mar 20th, 2007
abby
They’re both useless fucking tools. And anyone who actually listens to Blink-182 probably masturbates and cries a lot.
Mar 20th, 2007
Showgrrrl
All I have to say is I’m surprisingly disappointed at the lack of tattoo coverage on that boy’s skinny back. I mean, hell! He’s COVERED everywhere a t-shirt doesn’t hide…
Pussy.
And thus I conclude that they deserve each other’s miserable company.
Mar 20th, 2007
LivewireT
What’s that thing on the ground next to his leg?
Mar 21st, 2007
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