Lindsay Lohan is Immature

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Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of next month’s GQ, and you can bet your sweet fanny that the interview with her inside is just riveting. The Post-Chronicle reports:

The actress/singer posed for provocative GQ magazine photos late last year and then conducted the accompanying interview via her BlackBerry from rehab clinic Wonderland. When quizzed about her love life, the Mean Girls star replied, “There are three different boys I like, maybe five.”

Then she asked the interviewer to tell Timmy Peebles that she liked him, but not like-liked him, and then during coloring time she passed a note to his best friend Matt that said, “I like you. Do you like me? Circle yes or no.” And at recess she picked Efrin Valeda to be on her kickball team and even threw sand in his eyes. When the GQ interviewer asked her if she could maybe talk about her film career instead, because everything so far was little immature for their readers, she stuck out her tongue and said, “I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!” And then she spiked her juice box to the floor and the interview was so over.

9 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    That shirt and tie article looks interesting.

  2. abby

    Also, “Do You Have a Man Crush?” WTF? Does GQ stand for “Gays and Queers?”

  3. GQ US is really for dumbasses.

    “How to find the perfect match”
    “The coolest jeans you can buy”

    Does anyone have a sense of fashion in the US ?

  4. sonya

    Does anyone not smell in Europe?

    I bet they really had to go to town on her freckles with the ol’ airbrush.

  5. oshkosh

    Her face improves dramatically everytime I see her. I wonder what she uses as a moisturizer, that water out of the wrong chalice in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom that turns the Nazi into a corpse in 5 seconds? Where can I get some of that?

  6. beerdotcom182

    No, no….you’re thinking of the stuff Janice Dickinson uses. Hohan uses a special little diddy called “semen of a hundred men”, or semen of the last hundred anyway.

  7. bionic bunny

    i heart airbrushing.
    it’s like a pair of high-tech, super-sonic, totally awesome rose-colored glasses.

  8. Italian Stallion

    Look sharp / Live smart………….TSFSRT

  9. Brenda

    I love how they refer to her as the “Mean Girls star”. How many years ago did that come out? Yet another actress with no accomplishments attached to her name.

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