Nobody Wants to Party with K-Fed
I hope you haven’t already booked your flight out to L.A. for K-Fed’s birthday bash, because — sit down first — I’m afraid it’s not happening. Page Six reports:
Kevin Federline’s Hollywood birthday bash – originally set to take place tonight at Eleven nightclub – has been canceled. Evidently, [no big weekly magazines] jumped at the chance [to sponsor it]. Then, the smaller sponsors allegedly pulled out. But a rep for Federline assured Page Six it was Kevin who canceled the event, though his bash Saturday at the Pure nightclub in Las Vegas is still on. “He decided that one party was enough,” said his rep. “Kevin is just focusing on his family right now.”
Well, now I’ll have find something else to do that’s as fun as “partying with K-Fed.” Maybe piercing my clitoris with a meat hook or watching fat people eat for six or seven hours straight. It’s gonna be pretty hard to top partying with the pimp daddy himself, though. I don’t know why I should even bother trying.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
oshkosh
I’ll party with him if he lets me throw pies filled with horse semen at his face while he’s tied naked to a cactus in the middle of the street on the South side of Chicago. Because that’s how I party.
Mar 21st, 2007
BarbadoSlim
I’m devastated. Moving on, if you decide to go ahead with that clitoris piercing
thing, I know a guy Nicaragua and he tells that there’s like a total market for that kind of shit down there. So we can film the whole thing so to make it look classy and shit and sell it down there. I’d take 70% cut of course. And that’s of the gross not the net.
Mar 21st, 2007
RichPort
I’d like to have a BB gun party with him, but I want to be the only one armed.
Mar 21st, 2007
sonya
Smashy smashy on the ego!
Mar 21st, 2007
Italian Stallion
He’s just concerned with his family right now meaning no one would have shown up anyway, including his family………….
Mar 21st, 2007
bionic bunny
it would be sad if it wasn’t so freaking funny.
when will he finally fade into obscurity?
Mar 21st, 2007
leash
Oh poor baby has to pay for his own parties like the rest of us plebs instead of having some fatass company do it for him.
Mar 22nd, 2007
joan crawford
I’d rather party with him than that skank Paris. Hell I’d rather party w/ him than half of those drugged bitches in Hollywood.
Mar 22nd, 2007
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