Eva Longoria’s Dog Included in Wedding
Eva Longoria will have an extra-special guest walking her down the aisle on her big day. According to The Post Chronicle:
Eva Longoria’s dog Jinxie will follow her down the aisle when she marries basketball star Tony Parker. Her beloved white Maltese dog will follow the bride and remain at heel at the altar while the couple exchange their vows in France this summer. A source [said]: “Jinxie is getting a special jewel-encrusted designer collar made for the big day. It will be inscribed with the lucky wedding date – 7/7/07.”
It would be awesome if Jinxie got a hold of some profiterole cream puffs beforehand and then unloaded a little doggy diarrhea during the ceremony. Extra awesome if some of it sprayed on Eva’s dress. Extra extra awesome if the sight and smell of the poop made someone else in the wedding party throw up, which in turn caused another person to pass out and/or throw up. But there are a whole lot of variables in that equation. Starting with “figuring out how to slip cream-based pastries to her dog without anybody noticing.” I’m always one step ahead, though — that’s why I bought a fake moustache and have been learning to speak German.
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
Is it a Snidley Whiplash type fake moustache?
Mar 23rd, 2007
BarbadoSlim
Then it’s TWO dogs, Eva, and the other one.
Mar 23rd, 2007
beerdotcom182
And the other one is taller. I can’t stand this midget.
Mar 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
even if it just plops down and licks it’s butt, i’d buy a ticket.
or the old nose in the crotch move.
so much possibility for hilarity!
Mar 23rd, 2007
Lisa
I think it is nice. If I got married… I think it would be great to have my furry kid there… some people just love their dogs as family not something that sits outside all day given no love, attention and sometimes shelter.
Everyone deserves to have thier loved “ones” at their wedding. I think it shows you is not so fake and has a heart.
Mar 24th, 2007
Colton Hulshoff
Eva Longoria in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://eva–longoria.blogspot.com/?id=72363900&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
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