Mar 23, 200718
Lindsay Lohan’s Spread
Above is one of the shots from Lindsay Lohan’s much ballyhooed pictorial inside the April issue of GQ. There’s something Zoolander-ish about the photos, like Lindsay only has one expression for “sexy,” and it’s really less of a “sexy” and more of a “bewildered and uncomfortable, like you just sat on Fusilli Jerry.” Also, the taped-up wrist is superhot. Throw in a cane, a couple of band-aids and some wart removing adhesive rounds, and I’d say, “Eat your hearts out, Playboy Centerfolds!”
More of Lindsay’s pictorial after the jump.
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
nrrvus
I may be shallow, but I would hit that over and over, and then maybe I’d f%&*#! her, just kidding, she looks pretty good.
Mar 23rd, 2007
Sorceressss
She looks like a prostitute waiting for her next coke fix.
(Also, freckles are NOT sexy, bleh)
Mar 23rd, 2007
sonya
A bit heavy-handed on the makeup, wouldn’t you say? Her face is a totally different color then the rest of her pale, freckled body.
Mar 23rd, 2007
Showgrrrl
She doesn’t look too bad I guess. I’m not a fan of the freckles… I wonder if they form some sort of ‘treasure trail’ down to the fire crotch? Hmm…
That being said, the actual PHOTOGRAPHY of this set isn’t that smashing. It looks pretty amateurish. Like with a regular flash on a regular camera amateurish. However, maybe she’s just taking baby steps to create her own ‘One Night in Hohan’… Next up – NIGHT VISION, baby!
Mar 23rd, 2007
Xer0
The dark hair looks great on her. She may be one horrific skank, but I gotta admit I’d bang the freckles off her tits.
Mar 23rd, 2007
Bill G
Wait till she drops magnum on you. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Mar 23rd, 2007
Mike Gallaher
These are shots from GQ?!?! They look like they were taken in someone’s living room! And I guess there’s no longer any question that she’s a cutter, given the bandages on the usually-braceleted-or-otherwise concealed left wrist.
Oh, and can someone tell this out-of-touch 40-something what the hell this “Lindsey Lohan” actually *does*? I keep seeing her treated as a “celebrity” but I’ve never figured out how she merited that.
Mar 23rd, 2007
bionic bunny
the bandages disturb me in so many ways. why the hell would they shoot her for this type of spread with those on? real cutters hide their cuts. my kid was one. you would never know until he takes his shirt off. even if she is a true cutter, why these pictures? can you say “attention loving whore”?
i know you can.
stupid little girl.
Mar 23rd, 2007
LadyJane
she’s a twit.
Mar 23rd, 2007
loulou
Wtf is with her hairline? Is she balding??
Mar 24th, 2007
Jill
Bill, she’s an actress…that said, I agree with the earlier posts: these look very amateurish. Not GQ at all! And I agree with the author of the post: she looks more bewildered and uncomfortable than sexy. She’s usually a pretty girl, but I think they put WAY too much make-up on her…
Mar 24th, 2007
mackenzie
It’s by Terry Richardson — this is his style. It’s meant to be raw, sans photoshop editing.
I usually don’t like it, but hey, it’s what has made him famous.
Mar 25th, 2007
vyvyan
she is gorgeous
Mar 25th, 2007
frewtloop
She looks like she needs a bath to wash off all the crap: fake tan, hair colour and make up. She’s pretty, she doesn’t need to slut it up.
Mar 26th, 2007
Helly
Man alive – those shots look like they’ve been taken by some pervy old man who’s pretended to Ms Lohan that he’ll get her a “great deal” in the glamour industry.
Mar 26th, 2007
D.Bauchery
Lindsey Lohan is the trashiest skank evah. Look at those age spots all over her entire body. Freckles my ass. 20 years old my ass. Try 53. ANd what about the grey little pushed in snaggleteeth. DIdnt her Momma exploit her at an early enough age to be able to afford ORTHIDONTURE? SHes AMERICAN for fucks sake, you just do NOT go around with bad teeth over here. And how’bout the bitten, bitten, grubby ole nails. Always painted that bilious BLACK color. The reason she pukes all of the time isnt just because of the 3 litres of gin she imbibes a day, but the combination of gin and BLACK LAQUER that she eats everytime she shoves her repulsive fingers into her yap.
Skank. Skank. SKAAAANNNNNNK.
Apr 5th, 2007
SavageUrge
DAMN, I would lick every freckle on her body! Yes, I’m a freckle lover. especially when they are attached to redheads!
Mar 7th, 2008
porno
She doesn’t look too bad I guess
Sep 15th, 2010
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