Anna Nicole’s Cause of Death of Revealed

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Dr. Joshua Perper went forward this morning to formally announce the cause of former Playmate Anna Nicole Smith’s death. As earlier reported by Star and The Enquirer, an infection in her buttock and a combination of several different types of drugs resulted in her untimely death. TMZ reports:

Dr. Perper says the injection that caused the buttock infection did not in and of itself cause her death. The abscess [had broken] open, but it was not the linchpin of her death. Still, it created significant health issues for Smith. Dr. Perper… found multiple injections in the left buttock and it appeared a needle perforated an abscess and caused the infection that led to a high fever. Dr. Perper concluded was combined drug intoxication, including anxiety and depression medication, valium, ativan and antihistamine. She also had chloral hydrate, which was the major component in her death.

Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy report also bizarrely reveals that her “anus is unremarkable.”

Oh, how embarrassing. God forbid my obituary include something as shameful as an “unremarkable anus.” If anything, my gravestone will read, “Here lies Abby, wife, mother, and friend, anus unparalleled in the known cosmos.” And there’ll be something about my tits and my DSL’s, but I haven’t quite figured out the wording yet.

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    LOL Abby!

    And why exactly was she sticking needles in her butt? And didn’t she have ample butt yardage to avoid sticking the needle into one of the abscesses? I mean, really.

  2. We’ve been talking about this over at Highbrid Nation. Anna Nicole’s life had so many ups and down. Imagine losing a son and gaining a daughter within day of one another. Not too surprised about the drugs thing though. What did people think the autopsy would say?

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Ewwww, everything about this departed ho’ screams, uh, unhygienic.

    And Abby, if I were writing about your tits, I’d try to work the word “MASSIVE” in there somewhere, along with “globes of sin.”

  4. bionic bunny

    1.
    barbado… nothing sinful about abby’s tits.
    2.
    nanny-nanny-noo-noo. i seem to recall mentioning that there was no way that she died from blood poisoning two days after the alleged dirty needle stick.
    i think it would be very interesting to read the entire autopsy report. smoking gun should have something soon.

  5. obvious assalant

    they said the major cause was chloral hydrate, sleep medicine or date rape drug?

  6. tim

    What do they mean by “anus is unremarkable.”??

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