Britney Spears Visits Dance Studio, ER

Britney Spears made her first public outing since checking out of Promises rehabilitation center last week, looking as glamorous and put-together as you’d expect. People magazine reports:
Britney Spears… left home Friday night in a pair of nude fishnet stockings with dance boots, black hot pants, a black long-sleeved shirt and baseball cap over her dark brown wig to take a hip-hop class at the Millennium Dance Complex in North Hollywood.
Mmm-mmm. Britney in fishnets and hot pants. And jumping around, trying to be sexy. Hang on a minute while I go and change my panties. Then yesterday, because the fun with Brit-Brit just don’t stop, she capped off the weekend with a visit to the ER. According to TMZ:
Britney Spears was admitted to Century City Hospital [yesterday] for some emergency work on one of her teeth. Sources [say] that Spears checked in because she was experiencing significant pain in one of her molars. Spears’ rep said that the stories on other internet sites that Spears is in a tailspin are WRONG — “They’re all wrong, she just went to the dentist. She had a toothache, I have no more details.”
Of course! Ludicrous! Britney in a “tailspin?” Next you’re going to tell me she shaved herself bald and started whacking people with umbrellas. Utterly preposterous, I tell you. Who knows what those crazy internet bloggers are going to say next! Instigators!
More of radiant post-rehab Britney after the jump.











4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Wow, I was wondering how the crazy homeless lady who wanders the street in front of my work got onto your website.
Mar 26th, 2007
Sorceressss
I’ve seen better wigs on my great uncles.
Mar 26th, 2007
Billz
I feel sorry for Brit. She used to be so hot but, damn she went DOWNhill fast.
Mar 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
okay. this little girl has money. why in the hell is she wearing my mother’s 1960-ish nylon wig? (yeah, sonya the one in the leah pix). or even just let it hang out?
my 78 year old aunt just shaved her head as part of a fund-raiser for the children’s oncology center where she works. and she looks better that brit with that dead extra-sized barbie wig.
Mar 26th, 2007
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