Halle Berry Has a Wonky Eye
I don’t know how this could have possibly escaped me for so long, but actress Halle Berry has a wonky eye. And some serious flyaways and a little bit of a crazy-lady vibe, too, but definitely a wonky eye. I’m usually so distracted by her awesome rack that I wouldn’t have ever noticed, but when you come across a photo of her without the boobies, you see that eye right away. It’s not just the angle, either. Check out the other pictures of her at The Jenesse Centers Silent Fashion Runway Show — make sure you don’t get distracted by her chest — and you’ll see what I mean. I said DON’T look at her chest, dummy! No! Wait! Don’t — oh, God… This isn’t really the best time to get that out, you know… Geez. Here we go again. I’ll just go ahead and phone the corporate lawyers and the cops and save you a little time to finish up. Pervert.
More of wonky Halle after the jump.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Heck I’d gladly take her wonky eye (though I don’t really see it) if I could look like her. She’s gorgeous.
Mar 26th, 2007
Osbourne Black
Willy Wonky and the Chocolate Factory.
Mar 26th, 2007
BarbadoSlim
This bitch is yet ANOTHER “hot” babe who can’t keep any of her men. Translation: lousy lay.
Mar 26th, 2007
beerdotcom182
She has eyes?
Mar 26th, 2007
yomon
If she were any more beautiful we’d have to ship her off to another planet!
Mar 26th, 2007
He-Man
She looks so beautiful!
Mar 26th, 2007
bionic bunny
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me, too. she’s a beautiful lady, and i’ve never noticed the wonky eye. but, then again, i never realized she had eyes.
Mar 26th, 2007
simpsonsistershavezerotalent
at least that wonky eye isn’t as retarded as the stupid, racist, narcissistic Paris Hilton whore…
Mar 26th, 2007
DIC Celebrity Gossip
Yeah, she’s got a bit of a wonky eye, but it’s not as wonky as this hoebag’s left eye:
http://www.damnimcute.com/hoebags/paris-a-racist-no-more/
Mar 26th, 2007
NeoCleo
You’re nutz. She is beautiful.
Mar 27th, 2007
fred durst's talent
I’d love to fitty tuck Halle
Mar 30th, 2007
SomeGirl
I see no “wonky” eye. Are you crazy?
Apr 4th, 2007
verwaerde geoffrey
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Sep 2nd, 2008
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