Volatile supermodel Naomi Campbell finished up her round of court-ordered community service last Friday in a designer dress and stilleto heels. According to New York Daily News,

Naomi Campbell had her own agenda in mind last week as she strutted into a city Sanitation Department garage — was posing for Steven Klein’s paparazzi-style pix that are rumored to be running in the July issue of the fashion bible W magazine. According to Campbell’s Web site, Klein has already shot her for the cover of W’s July issue. Industry sources are now speculating that Klein will use Campbell’s walk of shame as part of the magazine spread. Klein is also expected to be behind the lens when Naomi poses in a slinky studio photo shoot performing menial chores like swabbing toilets and scrubbing sinks covered in dirt or cleaning product.

That sounds great and all, but what about the pictures of Naomi exploding out of her dress as her body morphs into a massive green mountain of muscle and sinew? “Naomi smash! Naomi no like Latino housekeepers! Naomi ANGRY! Rrrrragh!” I think those pictures would be a lot cooler than the ones of her in in a fancy gown scrubbing a crapper. Especially if you got a load of her penis when the dress exploded. W magazine should really look into that.

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