Lindsay Lohan has a new penis love in her life — musician James Blunt. That’s “Blunt,” not “Cunt,” although I see how you could easily be confused. According to MSNBC :

James Blunt and the “Mean Girls” star were spotted leaving a Hollywood nightclub together. Lohan tried to hide from onlookers under her coat — and fan sites about the starlet are buzzing that they spent the night at Lohan’s place. Blunt has most recently been linked with model Petra Nemcova — and Lindsay with a slew of men, from Jude Law to Calum Best — but gushes one fan, “[Blunt and Lohan] are even being called a couple now.”

One time I was in Victoria’s Secret, doing a little lingerie shopping, and there was this girly-haired weirdo lingering around one of the panty tables. At first I thought he was some kind of sex pervert, but upon further inspection, I realized it was actually James Blunt. And I instantly knew who those panties were for. So I crept up behind him, and when he bent over to lovingly caress a pair of pink Brazilian cut bikini briefs, I grabbed the two belt loops on either side of his pants and pulled with all my might. Down came the pants, and out came… a vagina. Turns out wasn’t actually James Blunt, but a twelve year old girl shopping with her mother. Boy, was that ever hard to explain to my parole officer. Not my best day, that’s for sure.

Some candids of Lohan shopping after the jump.

Shopping candids in China Town March 25

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