Quickies: Cally Love

Mar 27, 20070

Wynonna Judd’s husband is a child molester. There’s a country song in the making. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Tupac Shakur’s post-humous documentary will give you a new perspective on West Coast thuggery. (Pajiba)

Goldie Hawn’s tits are old and saggy. (Drunken Stepfather)

Paris Hilton finally has the small pussy she’s always wanted. (MollyGood)

Will Ferrel’s moose knuckle. (CityRag)

Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends are lookin’ a little fugly. (Use My Computer)

My spin on Justin Timberlake’s glamourousness. ( AOL Music’s The Glamorous Life of Justin Timberlake )

Tori Spelling’s brother popped Paris Hilton’s cherry. (Seriously? OMG)