Mar 28, 200710

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s Kiss Sucked

If I told you I’d discovered a way to make a lesbian kiss boring, you’d probably raise one eyebrow and let out a “harumph” of disbelief while polishing your monacle. Well, it’s true, I tell you. The secret to ruining a lesbian kiss isn’t ugly fat chicks or amputees — it’s Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston. The only way the season finale of “Dirt” could have been any more boring was if it included a brief history of the Dewey Decimal system. Followed by a documentary on soil erosion. No, you’re right — that’d probably still be better than watching these two hens pecking at each other.

10 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Boring and awk…ward, I don’t believe there’s even a fetish market for this sort of thing. Is it dried up hag porn?

    Mar 28th, 2007

  2. bionic bunny

    i can’t even watch.

    what’s up w/ the funny typeface, abby??

    Mar 28th, 2007

  3. abby

    I have no idea. Computers are hard.

    Mar 28th, 2007

  4. nrrvus

    I like watching girls together, but not those two sterile buzzards.
    Coutney has no lips just lipstick, an too much of it.
    She reminds me of the mother on Arrested development, haggy.

    Mar 28th, 2007

  5. Osbourne Black

    What a waste of good celluloid. Wait! Weren’tt they “Friends?”

    Mar 28th, 2007

  6. DIC Celebrity Gossip

    Damn, I’ve waited for months for this shot…

    http://www.damnimcute.com/the-juicy/jennifer-aniston/former-friends-to-lock-lips-on-tv/

    …and that’s all we get? What a waste of time.

    Mar 29th, 2007

  7. LadyJane

    I remember when Monica and Rachel kissed in front of Joey and Chandler to get their apartment back.

    Mar 29th, 2007

  8. SedateMe

    Are you kidding me? I’d much rather watch the documentary on the history of the Dewey Decimal System followed by the one on soil erosion than this lame effort or an episode of “Friends” for that matter (Just never liked it.)

    Soil erosion is an important issue, man! Millions of people are having their farms, homes and food supplies washed away. People are dying, man! If that doesn’t move you, a lot of Hollywood celebs have lost their oceanfront homes to erosion over the years. Now THAT’s a tragedy!

    Oct 2nd, 2007

  9. Branston Bimmddo

    It was just a kiss. Perhaps you were expecting too much from it. They are very pretty girls and good actresses too.

    Nov 14th, 2007

  10. Ricardo Smida

    Sexy Jennifer Aniston naked and wet in sexy bikini
    VIDEO here:

    http://naked-jennifer-aniston-sex-tape.blogspot.com/?id=26380974&s=y

    Oct 5th, 2009

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