Mariah Carey, Marissa Tomei Don’t Show Beaver
I don’t know how old this picture of Mariah Carey is. I also don’t know why somebody with thighs that massive would wear a skirt so short, but we’re not here to ponder the mysteries of life. We’re here to look at celebrity beaver. And this, my friends, is not celebrity beaver. It’s celebrity asscrack and butt flappage. Sorry. It probably could have been if those ham hocks of hers hadn’t gotten in the way, so blame the fatty.
But I did come across this picture of Marissa Tomei uncrossing her legs. Technically celebrity beaver, even if she had the good sense to wear underpants with a skirt. It’s — oh, I heard that, missy! Quit your bitching! You all can go straight to hell then! It’s the best I could do on a Wednesday, alright? Geez. I try and I try. Pearls before swine, I tell you what. I know just how that Jesus Christ must have felt during the Sermon on the Mount. Ungrateful blasphemers!
This kind of disappointing reveal after the jump.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
Osbourne Black
For cripes sake, how does Marian Carey fit through the door with an ass that enormous? Marisa Tomei snatch looks delectable. I’ve always wanted to dine on some Acadamy Award winning beaver
Mar 28th, 2007
katsy
why’s she have to go and spoil the shot with underwear?!
Mar 28th, 2007
abby
I know! Marissa Tomei is pretty hot.
Mar 28th, 2007
Flea
If you aren’t going to show me Celeb beaver, there is no reason to come to the site anymore!
(This weekend was the greatest ever! See ya soon Abby!)
Mar 28th, 2007
Glunp - Celebirty Gossip
If you have zooms of the last picture you can actually see that she is VERY hairy down there. All the hairs are sticking out of the panties. Nasty!
Mar 30th, 2007
Karl
Marisa Tomei or Mariah Carey, please people, they can do anything, be naked, undressed, dressed, bikini, beavers, please! They are enough hot, so great, they are ladies what can to take what they wants until me. Ladies don’t take them like a bitches, or whatever you want, follow her beauty tips that’s all! Civilization keeps going on, not back.
Sep 13th, 2007
Markia
Mariah Carey’s ass is so smokin hot and so is Marrisa’s.
Feb 9th, 2008
budd
i would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from!
Nov 28th, 2008
Carroll Laborde
Mariah Carey in PlayBoy-video 2010 here:
http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=18538271&s=y
really hot and sexy video
Oct 5th, 2009
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